Amanda knows why the terrorists hate us
May 9, 2007 Boobies, Fluff, Mormons
Because I am one of America’s best-known political analysts,* random strangers often approach me on the street and ask things like “Who should I vote for” and “If Mitt Romney is Mormon, does that mean that he wants to eat my children?”** “I dunno,” is usually my response to these queries, as that generally allows me to slip away without further discourse.
Today is different, however. Today, if asked today whom someone should vote for, I would have to answer truthfully. I would look them square in the eye and say, “Amanda.” This would undoubtedly cause them to look at me like I had just shat upon their living room rug. Because what they would not know (and what you likely didn’t know until now)*** is that you can vote for the final Houston Texans cheerleader.
Don’t you just love Democracy in action?
*This is not true.
**This might be true. My knowledge of Mormonism is limited.
***Christ, this was a long-winded and obtuse way to post a puff piece.
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May 19th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Boobies, Fluff and Mormons. All the content you need to hit one out of the park. Actually, my girlfriend is a Mormon and coincidentally has large Fluffy, Boobies. Hooray Boobies! Titty Bingo! Go Texans!