Johnnie Morton is NOT Rampage Jackson
Jun 4, 2007 MMA, Preview, Sam Adams, Sun stroke, Teams that aren't the Texans, Vacation-related posts
Greetings from the Valley of the Sun!
Yes, DBDG&D is coming to you from hotter-than-two-rats-fucking-a-wool-sock Phoenix, Arizona. Luckily (for me, at least), this vacation has coincided with a lull in offseason activities. This was not planned; I am nowhere near that dedicated to this whole enterprise. Still, it’s nice.
What is NOT nice, however, was the following email I just received as I was typing the above paragraph:
This is Dan, one of your readers. Just wanted to let you know that there was tragic news out of Denver today. Sam went elsewhere . Sorry to break your heart
Sam, thou hast forsaken me! (And Dan, you evil so-and-so, the smiley face was totally uncalled for.)
Lord, I am rambling. This is worse than a Dr. Z column. Blame it on too much sun frying my brain.
(Ten minutes elapse.)
Well, I have looked around the internets and have found nothing of substance regarding the Texans that would necessitate comment on my part. There should be word later today out of OTAs as the team begins it last week of macrame and merit badge earning. So, I will just leave you with a link to Johnnie Morton getting Michael Spinks-ed in his first MMA fight. As someone who lived in Kansas City while Morton was there “playing” wide receiver, this made me laugh hysterically. Or, again, that might have been because of the sun.
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June 4th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Sam is a mighty big guy to be sucking wind in altitude. But then again, training camp in Houston mighta killed him.