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George Washington broke his foot off in Cornwallis’ arse

Jul 3, 2007 Holiday posts, Inanity, Non-Texan stuff, YouTube

Ignoring for a second that celebrating the Fourth of July as “America’s birthday” is akin to celebrating the day you were conceived instead of the day your mom actually crapped you out, I would just like to wish everyone a happy holiday.

Now go out, get drunk, and see what you can blow up. It’s the American way.

Finally, this entire post was an excuse to post this video, which will either be the funniest or the most retarded thing you’ll see this month.

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4 Responses to “George Washington broke his foot off in Cornwallis’ arse”

  1. Larry
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    July 4th, 2007 at 11:27 am

    You slut! You started a new blog & didn’t even tell me?!?!?!?!


  2. Matt
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    July 4th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    Apologies. You know you are still my favorite Texan.

    I’ll email you later.


  3. Larry the Longhorn
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    July 5th, 2007 at 7:22 pm

    Also, I wish that video were available in mp3 format. I would crank it up at home and let my neighbors wonder who the fuck they were living next to.


  4. Matt
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    July 5th, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    If you just scream “SIX FOOT TWENTY FUCKING KILLING FOR FUN” while you are in the shower, they’ll wonder enough.