ESPN to Texans fans: Suck it.
Jul 14, 2007 Broken Record, David Carr has Post-Concussion Syndrome, Preview, Reggie Bush
On the ESPN NFL page as of this moment, we have the following:
David Carr was just too smart for the Texans and now he’s free to think his way to greatness. The author does not broach the subject of Carr having sand in his vagina.
Scouts, Inc., ranks the Texans QB corps as 25th best, RB corps as 28th, O-line as 30th, WR corps as 26th, and the TEs as 20th. The O-line ranking is based (in large part) on the expected contribution of Jordan Black, who may not even start. Nicely done, nerds.
Christopher Harris thinks that none of the Texans–including Andre–are worth owning from a fantasy perspective. He also mentions Reggie Bush FIVE times in the opening, before he ever gets to any fantasy analysis.
Looking around, aside from anal ventriloquist Bucky Brooks’ take on pre-camp questions for each team at SI.com, none of the major sports outlets seem to have anything really Texans-centric.
While I enjoy TWWL’s Texans-hate as much as the next guy, there is only so much I care to write about it. I need camp to start. Like, now.
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July 14th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Matt,
I love your blog! This is great stuff today. If I had the freedom at the Chronicle to say what I really felt at times, I’d probably be dropping “F-bombs” everyday in my articles…LOL! Especially about garbage like ESPN’s rankings and so on and so on… Keep up the great work man and thanks for always making me laugh.
Thomas Hilton
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July 14th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
another bashing on the texans from espn:
friday 13th edition of nfl live the texans line was listed as top ten scariest things in nfl
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July 16th, 2007 at 10:25 am
TH,
Thanks, man.
Patrick,
NFL Live is getting close to “blow me” level. Lemme guess… Merrill Hoge was involved?