Ooooooh…. Barracuda!
Jul 31, 2007 Darcy Maeda, Inanity
So, I get back from lunch to find an email from Shake regarding Stockdale high school’s most famous alum, Darcy Maeda.
I can’t confirm anything. All I know is that while distracting myself during lunch, I decided to Google search Darcy to see if there is anything new……maybe even a quote about her ex. I found no quotes, but I believe I may have found a recent picture.
Follow the breadcrumbs:“Twenty-six-year-old Darcy Maeda’s ex, Josh, “tested their relationship,” with another girl. He flunked, and got the pointy end of her shoe.”- Link at the bottom of that article: www.conceptentertainmentgroup.com - Click “Photo Gallery”- Click “Barracuda” (place mentioned in 1st link)- Pic #2 (that’s right, one of the only close-ups in the whole collection….it’s fate)
Well done, sir. Well done.


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July 31st, 2007 at 3:08 pm
The good news is that you’ve managed to make this blog Google’s 2nd, 3rd and 5th results when searching for “Darcy Maeda”. I wonder if she’ll ever google herself and end up buying one of your shirts with her picture on it.
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July 31st, 2007 at 5:10 pm
My work would then be complete.
Darcy, if you ever read this, email me and I will send you a shirt for free. That’s how I roll.
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August 1st, 2007 at 8:40 am
Darcy? If you ever see this, email me and I’ll send you a shirt for free. Also probably some flowers…and some good chocolate…maybe my credit card. Who knows?
PS: Matt sucks. Write me!
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August 1st, 2007 at 8:41 am
#3 is from bigfatdrunk. I don’t know where that other name comes from.
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August 1st, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Whatever, “John.” You know Darcy doesn’t have time for a eunuch.
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August 3rd, 2007 at 8:03 am
She doesn’t have to worry about me knocking her up with my super sperm!
(how the hell do I change that name? oh well.)
(Darcy, call me. I’m sure my wife won’t mind.)