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"Water is wet," and other observations by D. Carr

Aug 28, 2007 David Carr has Post-Concussion Syndrome, Inanity, Teams that aren't the Texans

Reader Jersey Bill sends along this story of Zoolander being hobbled by a …wait for it… broken pinkie toe.

‘I’m limping around a little bit; broken toes will do that to you [Author's note: Thank you, Captain Obvious.], but we’ll be alright,’ Carr said after hobbling through Sunday’s practice.’You really don’t need it ; it’s just kind of in the way. I’ve been trying to get rid of it all week, but it doesn’t seem like it wants to go away.’

You don’t need what? The injury? Well, no shit. The pinky toe? Actually, I’m pretty sure you do need that. The weird-ass black glove on your throwing hand? Agreed!

And, yes, the only reason I posted this story was to link to the picture of him with the black glove and glorious, flowing locks.

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4 Responses to “"Water is wet," and other observations by D. Carr”

  1. Nash
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    August 28th, 2007 at 10:51 am

    Different team, still dreamy.


  2. Shake
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    August 28th, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Looks like he’s saying “heeeyyyy”…like The Fonz.

    Of course, he could also be telling the King of Pop to stop looking at him like that.


  3. Jeff
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    August 28th, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    WTF is wrong with journalists in Charlotte? ‘Alright’ isn’t a word. It’s ‘all right.’ Two words. Not one.

    [/grammar nazi]


  4. Matt
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    August 30th, 2007 at 8:30 am

    Jeff,

    I noticed that, too. I hate that and “alot.” The number of people who write well is far less than the total number of sportswriters. Which is annoying.