Raiders pay $9.5MM to crush my soul
Feb 20, 2008 Nigerian Mafia, Nnamdi Asomugha, Non-Texan stuff, Shit, Teams that aren't the Texans
Well fuck me in the ear.
It seems that the puppeteers who manipulate the Corpse of Al Davis have placed the exclusive franchise tag on stud CB and cause of rampant wishing and speculation, Nnamdi Asomugha.
Asomugha, who emerged as a franchise star the past two seasons, will earn $9.465 million for the 2008 season, the average salary of the top-five cornerbacks in the NFL. He could earn more if the average is higher at the end of the restricted free agency period.
I know it was–at best–a pipe-dream that he would sign with the Texans. I know this and yet I am still pissed about it. And here I said I wasn’t going to drink tonight. Thanks, Al.
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February 20th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
He’s too athletic for Al Davis to let him go. He loves him some athletes. It’s a sad day though, but you and I both knew it was going to come
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February 21st, 2008 at 12:23 am
My long shot hope of seeing Suggs line up next to DeMeco was shattered by franchise tagging too.
Fuck franchise tags. If Obama can change that – then he’d be on to something…
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February 21st, 2008 at 8:15 am
$9.5MM to crush your soul? Hmmmm, it normally doesn’t take more than a few pennies.
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Even though the Robotic Zombie Davis deserves most of the blame, the rest goes to Fabian Washington. How he lost his job to Routt…I dunno, Routt’s a local guy and not that bad of a player, but Washington looked like he was going to be big-time. So, not only did Washington lose his job to Routt, but he also had a Mathis-esque brush with the law recently. And that, right there, sealed the deal.
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February 21st, 2008 at 9:00 am
[...] that Nnamdi Asomugha has broken Matt’s heart like so many Anna-Megans, let’s take a look at some of the least sucky options at cornerback [...]
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February 21st, 2008 at 10:42 am
I’m sure Matt will find a way to blame Anna-Megan for this…
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February 21st, 2008 at 10:47 am
Well, would YOU want to go play in a city where that insipid twat passed as sports journalism?
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February 21st, 2008 at 10:57 am
well, as Banky Edwards is prone to say…
maybe all she needs is some serious deep dicking?
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February 21st, 2008 at 11:55 am
Will Demps is too busy at the moment.
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February 21st, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Al Davis sucks the youth out of his players to sustain himself. Poor Nnamdi… He had such a bright future.
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February 21st, 2008 at 2:39 pm
My favorite bad word is twat. My favorite saying is insipid twat. And about that fucking you in the ear thing….
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February 22nd, 2008 at 2:39 am
I thought I’d seen the worst of Anna Megan in print and the videos… but my god, the radio work.
Have you heard the radio work?
*blows brains out*