Huff-ing, Fluffing, and Zach
Feb 25, 2008 2008 Draft, 2008 Season, Bad Idea Jeans, Dancing With the 'Tards, Demarcus Faggins sucks, Dunta Robinson, Fluff, Secondary issues are primary, Teams that aren't the Texans
Michael Huff, the versatile defensive back of the Oakland Raiders, is on the trading block (h/t to Jersey Bill). The 2005 Thorpe Award winner was a badass for the Longhorns (as are all Longhorns, natch), but the Raiders in their infinite wisdom decided to take a 4.34 guy and put him at SS. Ummm, yeah, that turned out to be a pretty bad idea (their experiment to insert Randy Moss as a blocking tight end didn’t work out well, either).
If there is a more humble group of people than the Raiders Nation, it could only be a clown car full of Gandhis, so let’s see what nice things they have to say about Huff:
Einstein says: “Huff reminds me of Najee Mustafa or Elvis Patterson. He sucks, how he even receives and NFL check is beyond me. And to think this waste of roster spot was a first round pick. What a complete bust. He is probably one of the biggest busts the Raiders have ever drafted.”
Bodiddly says: “The Raiders scouting department needs an overhaul,they have missed on more than they have hit.Look at the winning teams draft history and you will seldom see a safety drafted so high.Now the team is stuck with this player that is over paid due his high draft position.No team is likely to pay more than a bargain price for a player
in this salary category if he’s not an outstanding contributor.” (if a post ever needed the {sic} notation, this would be it}
Granted, there are a lot of commenters on this post who get it: Huff is a FS or CB, not a SS. As we have previously agreed, there often is not a huge difference between the FS and SS. However, with guys like Antonio Gates and Kellen Winslow in the league, covering and being able to tackle tight ends is an essential part of the job, one that Huff had difficulty in doing because of his size.
Perhaps the Raiders realize this. And, perhaps, with a roster already loaded with CBs like Fabian Washington, Stanford Routt, and Nnamdi Asomugha, the Raiders believe they have some depth (and salary) to trade.
In many ways, Huff would be a great pick up because of his versatility. If Dunta is 100%, Huff easily slides into FS. If Dunta loses a step, Huff sticks at corner and Dunta moves to FS.
There is a genuine question on if Huff can play CB in the NFL. At UT, he had a reputation as a hard, self-motivated worker, and that 4.34 speed doesn’t hurt, either (as a benchmark, Huff’s 4.34 would be 3rd for RBs and tops for WRs this year (DBs haven’t run yet). At 6′ and 205 lbs, he has good size, as well.
The bigger problem is, what would it take to grab the Nimitz High (and therefore Houston) native. It’s a huge contract on top of giving something up. The Raiders don’t exactly have a friendly trading history, either, with Al Davis a well-known trading asshole.
As for Brian Kelly? I vote for “Just say no.” First, he lost his starting job in TB to P-Buch. Secondly, he’s 32 and has obviously lost a step. Third, P-Buch took away his job. Finally, we don’t run the Cover 2, the defense he’s most familiar with and one that covers his weaknesses (aka, coverage and anything related) well.
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Just, holy crap. This is considered journalism? “And I wish each one of you could be here with me.” That’s really what it’s all about for you, isn’t it?
Whenever the traditional media shits on blogs for not following journalistic standards, think of this article.
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Zach Thomas, thanks to {insert deity of your choice here}, signed with the Cowpokes. There’s just a poetic, ironic justice at work here. I wish both ZT and the ‘pokes a nice, downhill ride off into the sunset together. Actually, I take that back. I wish ZT a pleasant farewell. The cowboys. still. suck.


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February 25th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
You damn bloggers are toads! (So thinks Tony Korn(ole)heiser:
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/02/tony_kornheiser_appears_to_lik.html#comments
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February 25th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Hey you left out who the General knows. “By the way, I just ran into former Oilers/Titans general manager Floyd Reese, who is an analyst for ESPN” and “There’s Giants quarterbacks coach Chris Palmer, who just won his first Super Bowl ring. I’m so happy for him, especially considering the way the Texans fired him after two games of the 2005 season.” And on and on and on about the NFL FO guys.
Who gives a fuck, jerky? Maybe Chris Palmer got fired because his QB and offense sucked. How fucking predictable was he? Oh, and Rick Smith is eloquent? Like Obama and Doc Rivers. Just say what you mean John, you self-absorbed asshole.
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February 25th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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March 12th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
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