Bud Adams > Satan, and goodbye, wifebeater!
Apr 6, 2008 Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Bud Adams is evil, Fuck the Cowboys, Jerome Mathis got hurt reading this, Secondary issues are primary
Bud Adams and the rest of the Babyeating-Sisterfuckers are flipping us the bird once again, celebrating the 10 year anniversary of the team in Nashville. So, when we play them twice this year, we need not only put up with Little Dickie Justice’s incessant Vince Young cock-slobbering but also with that new Babyeating-Sisterfuckers logo.
Bud? Satan is eagerly awaiting your arrival. Between throwing tornadoes at Arkansas, the bullshit in the Middle East, and the reunion of New Kids on the Block*, poor Satan is running out of ideas. Asshole.
Finally, some good news. Pit bull afficionado and unaccomplished wifebeater Jerome Mathis signed with the Washington Politically Incorrect Redskins. To that I say, good riddance to bad garbage: you and Daniel Snyder are a whiny match made in Heaven.
Oh, what’s that? I’m a stinkin’ hypocrite because I’m the same guy that wants to trade for Pacman Jones? Well, you are partially right. To me, the difference is that Mr. Glass had his toughness and commitment to the team questioned continuously, while Pacman is considered a hard-worker and good teammate.
Here’s hoping everybody has a tornado free weekend!
* Is it me, or do you think Little Dickie Justice, age 12, sprouted wood the moment he heard about the reunion?
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April 6th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Living here in the land of the Phillistines, I enjoy telling these inbred hillbillies of their “future” with Uncle Bud(wiper/Satan incarnate) and the turd he’ll give the taxpayers/fans, since he brought his circus to town.
Since the “music city miracle”(?) and the short by a yard SB, things have quited down and the cars adorned by all things Titanic are less then the fever pitch, during those “glory” days.
LP Field is a city/metro property of the taxpayers but, the now governor (then mayor of Nashville) had some fine print in the contract (with his father-Satan) that 1) the city can use the property only two (2) times a year for events and 2) it has to pay for any improvements/maintenance there.
The hillbillies are scratching their asses and are looking at the “bill of sales” for these babyeating-sisterfucking” bunch of deliveriers. Steve Underwood is laughing at these rubes.
My reply to them? “When you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas!”.
I hate Bud Adams….
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April 6th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
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April 6th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC5pTaparbA&feature=related
God Bless Texans!
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April 7th, 2008 at 12:57 am
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April 7th, 2008 at 8:11 am
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April 7th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Mathis is in D.C. now? Holy shit… I can’t wait for him to run into Elijah Dukes at a random club!
“you dead, dawg!”
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April 7th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I still maintain that the only reason that the Titans came 1 yard short of a championship was that (since the Texans weren’t around yet) they were still the Oilers and thus carried all the karma of that team. That is, they were destined to choke. I was a huge Oilers fan, but can’t stand the Titans.
So I’ll enjoy watching the Texans build their own playoff karma, while the Babyfuckers in Nashvegas are saddled with a demonic owner and the worst starting QB in the AFC.
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April 8th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Here’s my take on the logo:
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April 8th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Excellent work Chris!
Kudos.
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April 8th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Chris, if I weren’t an incredibly straight, virile, masculine, hunka hunka burning love of a man, I would so marry you…force you to do things you don’t really want to do, but trust me, you’ll love them later…oh yeah, baby, right there.
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April 8th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Apparently you CAN leg hug online…
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April 8th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
We started a very classic thread on the logo here:
http://texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49015
I probably can’t write about this any more at AOL, but I bet the TT.com people would love if some of the best ended up here. You know, to create a history for them.
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April 8th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Oh, and uh, you can save your leg hugs.
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April 8th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Thanks everyone! I did about an hour’s worth of web image searching for KKK, burning crosses, hillbillies, etc. I expect to be dragged away in handcuffs at any moment, so I’m posting this as proof of my true intentions for looking for those images. EAT SHIT FBI!!!
If they had computers in Nashville, I’d be worried about some baby-eating sisterfucker hacking my site, but I know they’ve got ‘coons to be huntin’ and muskets to be polishin’ instead.
@BFD – It’s all good, man. Next time you’re at Fry’s near my apartment, I’ll be watching. Again.
@Steph – I have another one that involves hooded Klan members. Would that fly at TT.com?
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April 9th, 2008 at 7:29 am
@14Chris-
I don’t see why not, as long as they are probably not in the midst of doing some very bad Klan activities.
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April 9th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Damn, that’s some funny stuff, Steph.
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Chris, your photoshop sk1llz are truly l33t.
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April 9th, 2008 at 11:01 am
The wife beaters “new” song of growing up since Feb.:
http://washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080409/SPORTS01/815711695/0/METRO&template=nextpage
I think he’ll be stupid for a long, long time!