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Apr 19, 2008 Awesomeness, Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Got that cheeba, I really dig my readers, Inanity, Teams that aren't the Texans, Vince Young can't read this post

You didn’t think I was going to let this slip by, sans comment, did you? It seems a certain group of incestual infantivores have been buying copious amount of hydro green green from a Nashville drug dealer.

An undetermined number of Tennessee Titans players regularly purchased high-dollar, hydroponically grown marijuana in ounce quantities from a Nashville drug dealer, according to court records recently filed in the drug case of a former Nashville police officer sentenced to federal prison.

Of course, in typical, Titans-players-are-dumber-than-shit fashion, it seems they were paying for less weed than they were actually getting.

Corey Cecil was asked about the transactions, “The people that were sending you those wire transfers were connections that you had made on the streets when you more or less were a hydroponic marijuana dealer to the stars; is that right?”

Cecil asked Strianse what he meant by “To the stars,” and the attorney replied, “Tennessee Titans players, you would set them up with ounce quantities of high-quality hydroponic?”

Cecil then replied, “Yes, sir.”

Cecil also confirmed in questioning that he was “pinching out” seven grams of each ounce and selling it to the players as a full ounce with the Titans players unaware of being shortchanged.

According to Cecil’s testimony in the transcript, he would purchase the marijuana for approximately $650 per ounce, then after removing the seven grams, would sell the drug for “Like a grand.”

Let’s do some quick math: 1 oz. equals roughly 28 grams, so $650/oz = $23.21/gram. He pinched out 7 grams, so he was selling roughly $488 worth of weed for $1000. Either Cecil is the greatest marketer in the whole world, or it was clear to him that he was dealing with some total idiots.

Oh, wait.

(h/t Eric.)