Mormons
Apr 22, 2008 Anger, Fuck, Might as well piss off as many religions as possible, Mormons, Non-Texan stuff
I am going to take a short break from posting about football to throw this out there:
FUCK THE UTAH JAZZ, FUCK ANDRE KIRILENKO RIGHT IN HIS FLOPPING, EURO-DOUCHEBAG MOUTH, AND FUCK THE ENTIRE STATE OF UTAH. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog, already in progress.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 6:33 am
Yes, fuck the babymating/sister marrying sons of Beelzabub!
Raise the chant, “Rudy T., Rudy T…”
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April 22nd, 2008 at 7:37 am
What a crappy call. The refs shouldn’t ever call that, much less in the last minute of a playoff game.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 8:13 am
the call blew. Typical floppin fucking Jazz. I think I’m just as pissed that we have missed 10+ free throws in both games so far….OK I’m more pissed at the ref and flopalinko…but if every player on the roster isn’t shooting 300 free throws a day in the off season something is wrong.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 8:25 am
In Spanish we call them Mormones. Morr-mohn-es. It’s sounds like mamones - ma-mohn-es. Ask your friendly day laborer, Mexican doctor, or whatever the meaning of that second one. It’s a hoot.
!Puro pinche Solis!
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April 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
Fuck Tracy McGrady. Right in the ear.
Oh, but yeah, Fuck Utah. And its fans.
(They call me a c**t on my blog, but I drop an F-bomb on their blog and I get my comment deleted. Fuck them!)
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April 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am
Cunt.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 9:09 am
Well, at least I didn’t sleep with Lumbergh!!!!
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April 22nd, 2008 at 9:51 am
Fortunately, I couldn’t care less about pro hoops.
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Why, you ask? Because of the Utah Jazz. Karl Malone was the cheapest most floppingest MF in the history of the NBA. He was more of an actor than a basketball player. I watched him throw himself on the ground more than your typical weinie-assed Brazilian soccer player, and I gave up on the sport. No, not fair to the sport as a whole, but you could see the trend.
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And it looks like the cheap doesn’t stop for the Jazzholes. (BTW, isn’t jazz music illegal in Utah? Isn’t it time for a name switch? Idiots.)
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April 22nd, 2008 at 10:54 am
I’d rather burn my sports karma on a different sport. Watching how Stern has handled the entire Sonics fiasco (thanks for sending Durant to Oklahoma, you piece of shit) I’ve finally lost it with the NBA. I really wish the league would go away. To Eastern Europe. They love this shit there.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I’m glad I don’t really feel any bond with the Rockets. The moment baseball season started, the NBA moved down to the NHL level of things I don’t give a damn about.
But I do agree that was shitty. As were all the missed free-throws, layups, and the 20% shooting from the three-point line.
At the very least, I’d like to see Rafer get into a fight with Harpring sometime soon. Preferably when he’s still injured and wearing a suit.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
And just to reiterate….
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFuckityfuckfuckfuck…
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April 22nd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
As a Celtics fan, I have no NBA WC cheering interest. However, Euro-Douchebag has immediately risen to the top of my word-of-the-day list.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I hate the motherfucking Utah Jazz and their fans with a fiery passion. Least-knowledgeable fans in the NBA by FAR, but at least they’re loud and pack the house. Oh, wait - is that a compliment? No. Fuck them. Die.
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April 23rd, 2008 at 7:19 am
FUCK kirilenko i hope “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ce2xaOPdDA” happens to him all the time
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April 23rd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I couldn’t agree more with this in-depth analysis.
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May 16th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
I am sitting with my laptop in my Utah cabin, overlooking my lake, surrounded by pines, peaks, and red rocks–reading this crap with amusement.
You f’ing Texans live in such a hole of a place, that you have nothing better than to write this shit, and cry/whine like babies when the Rockettes can’t beat our Jazz.
It must realy, really suck, when you have to waste away your lives with the cockroaches and oil wells in hot, flat, buggy, butt-ugly, shithole Texas, AND insist on rooting for a team that can’t ever seem to make it past the first round.
Then there’s the Utah polygamy thing–you texas “Christians” seem to get worked up over this one. Why knock it until you’ve tried it? Beats the sequential polygamy system that most of you follow.
Bad news for you texans–the Mormon prophet has revealed that the true Mormon hell is texas–there will never be escape for you.
We do though still welcome your money and brief presence at our ski resorts and national parks. Just don’t stay long, and leave the tacky longhorn, rocket, dallas cowboy paraphernalia, and “don’t mess with texas” bumperstickers at the border.
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May 17th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
So, let me get this straight, Carl.
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You are supposedly some badass dude with some badass house with all sorts of hot women to serve your every need, and you are posting on a Texans football blog late on a Friday night? On a nearly month old post?
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Consider your bluff called, asshole.
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May 17th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
A man’s gotta take a break from the fun sometime. You texans wouldn’t understand.