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Even if the hole is big enough to drive a truck through

May 27, 2008 2006 Draft, Horribly obvious jokes, Reggie Bush, You'd like to think I was joking

Apparently, Kim Kardashian thought it would be funny to tell the press she was pregnant with Reggie Bush’s kid.  (Note to female readers:  This is never, ever, EVER even slightly funny.)

As for the sparkling ring she was wearing, Kardashian told PEOPLE Magazine, “I’m about two months pregnant right now and we’re getting married on August 8th of 2008.”
Bush reportedly appeared shocked until Kim added, “Its a joke.”

If the media involved believed this even for a second, I can only assume they were all E! News reporters and shit like that; any football writer worth his salt would know Bush can’t hit the hole with enough authority to get anyone pregnant.

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3 Responses to “Even if the hole is big enough to drive a truck through”

  1. TheBlowLeprechaun
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    May 27th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Wow, how old is she, 15?


  2. beef
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    May 28th, 2008 at 8:05 am

    What a stupid, babbling “C-word.” **edited for Stephanie’s sake


  3. Shake
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    May 29th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    Props for “hit the hole” joke.
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    Although I wouldn’t give him horrible odds. That hole is much larger than even those created by the USC o-line.