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Do you, Zaire, take this man and his blessed cock…

May 30, 2008 Blasphemy, Corky Johnson, Got that cheeba, Inflamed body parts, Travis Johnson is a piece of shit

Travis Johnson’s wedding photos.

Not pictured: whatever “incident” caused the pelvic inflamation, though I assume it involved a bridesmaid, an empty champagne bottle, and some sticky Bahamian weed.

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4 Responses to “Do you, Zaire, take this man and his blessed cock…”

  1. bigfatdrunk
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    May 30th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Well, hey, at least she’s hot. For some reason, I was picturing some butchy chick like Clemens’ wife.


  2. Steph
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    May 30th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    I met her at a game once. She was nice.
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    And uh, he’s had the pelvic issue from before the honeymoon, but that doesn’t make for as interesting of a punchline.


  3. Matt
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    May 30th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Yes, I am fully aware he had it before. If it makes you feel better, replace “bridesmaid” with “random whore” and “sticky Bahamian weed” with “Port Arthur crack.”


  4. James
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    May 31st, 2008 at 3:56 pm

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