God blessed Texas with his own hands
May 31, 2008 Awesomeness, BFD's Real Doll, Boobies, Fisted by Jessica Alba, Uncategorized
In case you missed it on Deadspin, it seems that former Texans cheerleader Carrie Milbank has a new gig doing something with hockey. I dunno, I didn’t really read the story. But here are some pics of Carrie for your weekend enjoyment. (And here is her bio.)
I believe the words you are looking for are “Jesus titty fucking Christ on ice skates! Thank you, Matt!”
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June 1st, 2008 at 9:46 am
Yes - exactly what you said. Twice.
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June 1st, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Jesus titty fucking Christ on ice skates! Thank you, Matt!
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June 1st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
She looks really smart.
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June 1st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Yeah…very large, supple brains on that one.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 8:20 am
I… want to watch hockey now.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Travis Henry was just released. I know he’s had his problems, (e.g., Travis Jr., Travis II…, Travis IV), but the guy can RUN. Not only that, but he can run in a ZBS. Why not add him to our running back pot and see if he sticks?
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June 2nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Mentioning Henry and pot in the same post is never a good idea.
With the emphasis McNair and the Texans place on character, Carrie Milbank will be a Texans wide receiver, heh heh, before Henry is a Texans RB.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
RE: Carrie Milbank - yeah, I’d traumatize that.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Yep, I’d give her nightmares she never knew could exist.
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June 5th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
@BFD — You wrote your own wedding vows, didn’t you?
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June 27th, 2008 at 10:55 am
I’ve hit better. Or masturbated to better. Yeah, the latter.