Things That Are Currently True
Jun 11, 2008 Phone Posts, Self-Referential Stuff, Vacation-related posts
1. I am still at the beach.
2. I am literally sitting on the beach, looking at the Gulf of Mexico, as I write this.
3. I am lame.
4. Incredibly lame.
5. BFD is doing an awesome job holding down the fort.
6. This place is not really a fort.
7. Beer is much better when you are on vacation.
8. I am posting by phone.
9. See nos. 3 and 4, supra.
10. Only asshole lawyer-types use the word “supra.”
11. I turn thirty in two days.
12. Petey turns 29 the same day.
13. Fate has a sense of humor.
14. I am not a fan of turning 30.
15. I am drunk.
16. I am wearing a ridiculous cowboy hat that is somehow acceptable because of my location.
17. I am probably fooling myself re: the cowboy hat.
18. DeMeco is a god in Alabama and people talk about him to me whenever I wear my Texans hat.
19. Alabamans (?) need to get out more.
20. Time for another beer.
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June 11th, 2008 at 11:57 am
@Matt Re:#20
Early afternoon buzzes kick ass. Nothing like warm sunshine to enhance to the coziness. Have another for me, I go into work in an hour ><.
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June 11th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Ahhh…Relaxing on the beach like Shamu, showing your “Raider style” gut scar, sucking on suds while the tree’s are full of people with banjos and asking you to squeal like a pig….the good life indeed!
Sounds like fun!
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June 11th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
sitting on a beach? Are you earning 20% while you do so?
/Die Hard
and hey, WTF – I use the word “supra” all the time. And I’m an asshole lawyer-type. Ohhhh, it all makes sense now.
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June 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
@ Solis: I had two for you, because I value our friendship that much.
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@ Eric: My surgery was laproscopic, so I have 4 tiny incisions. Otherwise, yeah, spot on.
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@ dave: Atta boy. Now you’re gettin’ it.
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June 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
There goes the neighborhood….
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June 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
In #13… should we replace “Fate” with “Durga”?
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June 11th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
What sort of beer? If it is a good one, have one for me.
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You see, it is acceptable to drink more if you are drinking for somebody else.
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June 11th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
@Matt: Happy almost B-Day! You can always look at turning 30 several different ways. For example, you are younger than BFD, Stacy, and myself. You are ONLY three decades old. You are “6″(times 5) or “5″(times 6), or “3″(times 10), or “10″(times 3). I’m only 18 1/2(times 2). See…doesn’t that sound so much better? Ok..maybe not. You are getting REALLY old, and you use the word “Supra”. That says it all!
If you haven’t been already…go to a bar called the “Flora-Bama”. Total dive, but good times to be had.
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June 11th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Aww, come on, Matt! He tried!
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“Comment on Things That Are Currently True by Tom
from Comments for DGDB&D: a Texans blog. by Tom
you should try ice chilled champagne on the beach then sex on the beach after you’ve turned forty.”
He thinks you’ll have sex after 40. How cute!
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See, it was even a nice suggestion.
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June 11th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Absolutely not. “Banned” is not negotiable. I rule.
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Seriously, though…no.
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June 11th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Sigh, I know. It’s why you make me wear the cock ring with your initials, isn’t it?
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June 11th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
It was gonna be my whole name, but there just wasn’t room.
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June 11th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
@Matt: Damn, I thought Stacy and I went at it Saturday….
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June 11th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
I just went back and found the thread you were talking about. Fucking hilarious. (Both fists? Jesus.)
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BFD knows I love him. Or, perhaps more accurately, knows I need him around here way too much to have him killed.
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June 12th, 2008 at 6:56 am
@Matt: Yes, both fists. Stacy has small hands…just like…well….Anyway, glad you enjoyed it.
@BFD: I can’t stand being 2 points down! I’m gonna have to take Stacy out!
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June 12th, 2008 at 7:33 am
That’s almost precisely how my personnel review was worded, too.