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Kickoff

Jun 13, 2008 2008 Season, Adimchinobe Echemandu is fun to say, Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Bloggerating, Bud Adams is evil, Demarcus Faggins sucks, Kickoff, National Media, Non-Texan stuff

How NOT to blog.  From–surprise!–a Baby-eating Sisterfuckers’ fan blog comes a fantastic example of why old media thinks blogs are a ridiculous exercise.  Sweeping generalizations about other teams?  Check.  A pollyanna-esque assumption that all the players on your team will be healthy and uber-productive?  Check.  A conclusion that does not follow logically from anything you have written?  Check.

Know thy enemy.  Petey Faggins turns 29 today, making him the worst 29-year-old CB in the league and opening the door for someone else to claim the title of Worst 28-year-old CB.  Congrats! (He also allows me to link to one of my favorite posts.  Woot!)

Um…what?  Article from RealFootball365, suggesting that we should sign LaMont Jordan because our RB roster is currently Ahman Green, Vonta Leach, Admichinobi Echemandu, and Samkon Gado.  Way to research your premises, guys.  Fo’ real.

That’s about it…not much Texans news floating around the ether today.  Hopefully, I’ll be back with something later today.  No promises, though.

This entry was posted on Friday, June 13th, 2008 at 8:16 am and is filed under 2008 Season, Adimchinobe Echemandu is fun to say, Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Bloggerating, Bud Adams is evil, Demarcus Faggins sucks, Kickoff, National Media, Non-Texan stuff. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

18 Responses to “Kickoff”

  1. grungedave
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    June 13th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    LaMont Jordan killed my 2006 FFL season. Fuck him. Right in the ear.


  2. TheBlowLeprechaun
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    June 13th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    What gives me giggles is when I see people suggest we should pick up Cedric Benson.


  3. SOLIS
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    June 13th, 2008 at 10:02 am

    Feliz cumpleanos puto.


  4. matt
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    June 13th, 2008 at 10:07 am

    Muchas gracias, maricon.

    (Damn inability to add accent marks.)


  5. SOLIS
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    June 13th, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Puto - depending on its usage, can mean either:
    -A gay male
    -A male slut
    -A gay male slut
    -Good friend from the ‘hood.

    Since it’s your birthday, I’ll let you choose. The interpretation is all yours!


  6. matt
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    June 13th, 2008 at 10:51 am

    I was unaware of the fourth meaning. But, since the Texans blogosphere is kind of like a hood (full of dweebs), I’ll go with that.


  7. 1Texan
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    June 13th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Puto…I though that’s what the hairlip called Mickey Mouse’s dog…


  8. 1Texan
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    June 13th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Speaking of which, the divorce lawyer asks Mickey, Now you say you’re divorcing Minnie cause she’s crazy? No says Mickey, I’m divorcing her cause she’s fucking Goofy.
    Happy Birthday!


  9. Vega
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    June 13th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Yeah, that guy’s research sucks. He forgot Dominick Davis.
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    Happy Birthday Puta!
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    Puta can mean…
    - A bitch
    - A fucking bitch
    - A bitch with sunburns on the bottom of her feet
    - A friendly blogger
    Your call…


  10. Steph
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    June 13th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    Happy birthday!!! May it be truly wrong:
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    http://gyacomments.com/ims/happyBdayBlondeN.jpg
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    The sort of wrong that is not bad though.


  11. DiehardChris
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    June 13th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    LOL - the best thing about that 365 blogger’s entry is that - it’s an Oakland Raiders entry - and Echemandu is currently on the roster for………………THE FUCKING RAIDERS! They re-signed him after they dropped him, then after WE cut him. Wow. What an idiot. That entry could also fit the criteria for #1 on today’s Kickoff.
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    Happy birthday, Matt. I hope it’s a great one.


  12. beef
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    June 13th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    yeah, happy birthday to the master debater! I shall sacrifice many innocent light beers in your honor this morrow.


  13. DiehardChris
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    June 13th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    … and there’s a comment from a Raider fan that calls it an ‘excellent article’. WTF. Are these people not as bored as Texan fans in the off-season to where they don’t even know who’s on their own roster??


  14. matt
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    June 13th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    @chris: That is awesome on so many levels. And people think Raiders fans are dumb?
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    @everyone: Thanks. I plan on kicking my wife’s ass on the go-kart track this pm and then drinking until I nearly die.


  15. Eric
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    June 13th, 2008 at 11:49 am

    Enjoy your weekend long “homage” to old age and fatherhood!

    (BTW, don’t eat from Steph’s cake, you crack addict!)
    Cheers!


  16. Tim
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    June 13th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Happy 30th, Matt. I know you really need one, so I got you an immune system for your special day. Use it well.


  17. Jersey Bill
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    June 13th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    @dave
    You ain’t shittin’ brother. And the left one, too.


  18. Charlie
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    June 16th, 2008 at 7:02 am

    Colvin’s coming to Houston. No word on the contract yet.