Kickoff
Jun 27, 2008 2002 Draft, Fuck, Horribly obvious jokes, Huh?, Inanity, Kickoff, Sandy Vag, Vince Young can't read this post, Vinsanity, Zoolander's snazzy handwear
I suppose it’s better than learning from David Carr. In general, you probably shouldn’t try to teach things you don’t understand yourself. In that vein, I put Vince Young’s teaching of “proper QB technique” right up there with me teaching social grace and tact and BFD teaching about sex after 35. (H/T Eric)
Wow. Speaking of Zoolander, I lack the words to adequately describe the shirt/hat combo he’s wearing in this picture. I think I’ll go with “unfortunate, ridiculous, and gay as shit,” but I know that doesn’t quite get there.
Oh, fuck this. Finally, let’s just stick keep kicking Zoolander while he’s down because it’s Friday and this shit is fun. Is that a velour hat? And, um, that t-shirt is only funny if you get the pun, which would also make it sort of…well…inappropriate in this given situation. Good lord, every single day I am more glad that Sandy is gone.
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June 27th, 2008 at 10:30 am
omg–”Strictly for my Ns,” huh? What a fucking idiot. And if I can barely see your eyebrows when you’re wearing a (gay man’s) cap, then something’s wrong.
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June 27th, 2008 at 10:34 am
“Oh, fuck this.”
[hangs up phone in disgust]
You’re very clever at sprinkling in inside jokes, my man.
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June 27th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
But why does he keep covering that beautiful head of hair with hats? Do you have to pay extra for a David Carr & HAIR appearance, versus just a David Carr appearance?
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June 27th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
what a fucking douchebag. maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll get mugged in new york.
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June 27th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
i think it’s safe to say that both of these women are fag hags.
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June 27th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I know that guy… kinda. I grew up w/ this kid that was the only boy in a house of five very diva like women. We ended up going to separate high schools, so we lost touch.
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When I started going to UT-PA I would run into the guy every so often… at Bars, at School.. And I noticed all he wore were tightly fitted shirts and had a D.Carr-like hair do. I couldn’t believe what a cheese dick the guy turned into.
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Suffice to say our friendship didn’t endure.
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I’m sure somewhere, D.Carr has a really cool ex-best friend who is thinking the same thing…
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June 27th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Sure he’s got friends??!! Beneath those stylish and comfy “mitten’s” are two of his lifetime friends, Rosey and Slappy!
It’s rumored that he and VY have a “secret” handshake..
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June 27th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
His wife obviously doesn’t like him very much if he is allowed to leave the house looking like that.
He has a brother who is a high school QB. Maybe he is stealing his wardrobe.
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June 27th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Now that I’ve seen a pic…I am definitely getting the extra-large strap-on for this exquisite piece of ass. (still humming the Indian Jones theme song)
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June 27th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Wow. Not quite darcy wow (it’s been way too long since we’ve seen that classic), but… Wow. Just wow.
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June 27th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
How dare he defile the vintage vantage! At least he´s not sporting my “I Have Reservations” shirt with the Native American man.
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June 27th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
@ Jugs - Nothing will ever be “Darcy wow”.
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June 27th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
So, how come all the Ninjas on his shirt are black?
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June 27th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Hairspray sure knows how to pick em.
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June 27th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Upon further review, what the hell is that pose he has going in the Ninja picture?
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June 27th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
He’s feeling pressure from his blindside. Even off the field. That picture was taken a half-second before he went fetal.
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June 27th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I swear when I played ball in HS, our tackling dummy looked like Smittens Mcgee. Except our tackling dummy took the hit like a real man and didnt curl up into fetal mode. And he also had a quicker release time than smittens did.
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June 27th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
It pisses me off that this douche has as much money in the bank as he does. No one with that little heart should have a large bank account
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June 28th, 2008 at 7:47 am
@11 Nash- You made me laugh hard. Thanks.
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June 28th, 2008 at 8:05 am
@Shake
Why you gotta say ninjas?
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June 28th, 2008 at 8:07 am
test
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June 28th, 2008 at 11:32 am
You can say Ninja if you are a Ninja.
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June 28th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Also, that was one of the easiest tests I’ve ever taken.
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June 28th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
To his credit, he has an impressive hat collection. He wears a different on in every picture/video I´ve ever seen of him. I´m not sure why he´s trying to cover up his glorious locks, though.
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June 28th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
@ 24 Nash: He doesn’t want to take a chance that anyone will see the three 6’s on his scalp. Yes, he bears the mark of the beast.
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June 29th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Every time I see that first picture, I just hope that we aren’t seeing that chick’s career highlight:
“The best day of my life was when I met David Carr.”
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