He’ll kick you apart! He’ll kick you apart! OOH!
Jul 1, 2008 Awesomeness, Holiday posts, Huh?, Inanity
Last year, I wrote the following:
Ignoring for a second that celebrating the Fourth of July as “America’s birthday” is akin to celebrating the day you were conceived instead of the day your mom actually crapped you out, I would just like to wish everyone a happy holiday.
Now go out, get drunk, and see what you can blow up. It’s the American way.
Finally, this entire post was an excuse to post this video, which will either be the funniest or the most retarded thing you’ll see this month.
All of that still seems appropriate, so here’s the video again. And thanks to Will for reminding me about it in time to post it for the holiday.
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July 1st, 2008 at 10:47 am
he’ll save children, but not the british children.
who knows matt, it’s possible me and you are the only ones who thought that was fucking hillarious. i’ve been watching it periodically since last year. always good for a laugh.
we just need to make one up about andre johnson or mario williams now before anna megan and mcclain do a copycat on chron.
opponents beware….
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July 1st, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Fuggin loved the video. I rarely check this bad blog from home, and the work firewall blocks all videos, so I missed it last time.
Badd. Ass.
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July 1st, 2008 at 7:46 pm
The 4th of July is not our “conception day” it’s our birth day, just because other countries didn’t recognize it is why we spent our first bit as a newborn kicking Britian’s ass and making them our bitch
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July 1st, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I love that video more than you will ever know.
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July 2nd, 2008 at 3:55 am
I absolutely love that fucking video. Utterly fucking hysterical. Yes, I like to say fuck. Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity-Fuck.
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July 6th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Wait, George Washington invented cocaine? How did I miss that in history class?