Jul 5, 2008 BFD's Real Doll, Boobies, I hate everything, I hope, I really dig my readers, Self-Referential Stuff, Stacy v. Foomey: Welcome to the Terrordome
Let’s be honest: their love flows kinda like this….
I {heart} you all,
bfd
PS: Consider this a weekend open thread.
PPS: h/t Boing Boing
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July 5th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Even I’m not bored enough to watch that all the way through, but I appreciate the effort regardless
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July 5th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
@Lee: Liar.
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It’s just that, when I saw this video, I thought of them. How sick is that?
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July 5th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
@BFD: Now that I have just awoken from my afternoon nap (surfing after a hangover is really hard work), let me be the first to comment on your dedication to two of the most twisted fucks this planet has managed to allow to survive. First, I have to say…Awwwwwww. I now have tears freely flowing from both eyes.(mostly because I tried to surf again, and I really fucked up my right knee) So, who is who in the video? Is Stacy the dog, and I’m the kitty? However, there was also mention of a monkey and a duck. What? No cocks?
@Stacy: I’m just waiting…
Hugs, Ball-Gags, Grape Jelly, Honey, Chips, Dips, Chains, Whips, and Big-breasted love,
Foomey
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July 5th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Ok…I made the mistake of staring at a really hot guy for a few minutes while I was posting…DAMN…I really wanted to be the first one! Fuck!
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July 5th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
@ Fooms: You say there is no Shiner in Hawaii? Fuck those heathen bastards.
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(Not literally, whore!)
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July 5th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
@Matt: Too late…I’ve fucked about half of this Island. It’s easy to get laid in Hawaii…all you have to do is surf, get hurt, and cry. The hotties cum a runnin’ to your rescue.
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And, I’m so prpud of you! You’re following in Stacy’s footsteps.
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July 5th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
@ All: And she’s asking if she’s the dog or kitty? The answer is neither although she never has any problem putting either species up her ass. Anything under 16 lbs is fair game for those gaping holes. Yes, Foomey is still a whore and her new ringtone on my phone is the theme from Hawaii 5-O.
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July 5th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
@BFD: Just because you posted your “Dedication Video” to us doesn’t mean you’re not going to be our gimp. Foomey already has the latex outfit and ball-gag for you. It’s even been sized to accomodate your knee brace. See you soon, Captain Pretty Mouth.
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July 6th, 2008 at 12:32 am
What do either of these crazy kids have to do to warrant a “Stacy v. Foomey” tag?
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July 6th, 2008 at 12:37 am
@Stacy: That’s why I’m having vaginal and anal rejuvenation surgeries. You wore that shit out! Now, what about Matt? Don’t you think that he’s gonna feel a bit left out if BFD is our gimp? Perhaps Matty would like to take a spin on the Foom-Stac Hwy? Maybe Matt could be the camera-man?
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July 6th, 2008 at 12:53 am
@Foomey: I think Matt would be perfectly willing to work out a schedule with BFD to be our gimp. He told me in confidence that all you would need to do is give him a reach around while you’re using your “Dark Lord” strap-on on his mushy little butt.
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July 6th, 2008 at 12:55 am
@Foomey: If you’re gonna roll with me long term, you’re gonna have to have that regularly scheduled maintenance. Vag and bung rejuv and also need the tranny fluid changed with every couple of hundred penetrations.
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July 6th, 2008 at 12:56 am
@ Foomey: Which for you, would be about every other week. Tranny fluid, tranny fluid.
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July 6th, 2008 at 1:01 am
@Stacy: That might be true, but I have a date with a doctor tonight. He’s actually the OB/GYN that saved me tonight…from yet another fucking wipeout. I think I’ve officially learned my lesson. I can’t fucking surf. My mother would be so proud. (oy vay…a DOCTOR!) I’ll see if he can check out how much rejuvenation I might need. I’m hoping it will take all night long to diagnose.
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July 6th, 2008 at 6:45 am
@BFD - Okay, it’s not because I was bored, it’s because I was creeped out
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July 6th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
The Stacy v. Foomey tag for some reason makes me think of Spy vs. Spy
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July 6th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
@Shake: Me likey…lots! Ok..you are forgiven for the prior comparision to Kim “Whatever…I’m a spoiled bitch” chick. You are back on top. (of the list, that is)
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July 7th, 2008 at 7:46 am
So….is it still called beastiality when the duck gets the puppy drunk and takes advantage?
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July 7th, 2008 at 8:03 am
@Shake:I think you’ve just taken it to the next level. Lemme get back to you on that one.
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July 7th, 2008 at 10:04 am
@Foomey - When you say “Lemme get back to you…”, does that mean you’re off to perform some experiments and then return with your analysis of the results? Or are you just going to
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July 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
@Shake: I haven’t laughed that hard since…well..yesterday, but you made my boobies jiggle, so +5 to you for that one. In response to your questions….
1) I can’t do the experiments until I get home, and see Stacy. He has to hold down the dog for me.
2) Foomey + Booze =Massive hangovers, as well as drunk texting/commenting. I am never drinking again.
That’s what I really meant, and I will get back to you on this one.
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July 7th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Yay….boobies!
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July 7th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
@ Shake: They’re huge. Email me and I’ll send you a pic. Seriously, you could dial a phone with her nipples. Rotary phone, that is.
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July 8th, 2008 at 1:43 am
@Shake: Don’t e-mail Stacy. E-mail me. I’ll be happy to send you the real deal. And…that is EXACTLY what Stacy’s first comments were to me when we first met. I felt so special..oops…there I go again…puking in my mouth. I am actually the president of the “Itty, Bitty, Titty Committe”. They’re not big. They’re small…that’s S-M-ALL. Really. I need implants.
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July 8th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Somehow the thought of e-mailing you 2 seems dirty, and feels like it will lead to getting scammed…..or referred to as Captain Pretty Mouth.
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:56 am
@Shake: Well, I have nothing….nothing to say in response to that. I’m actually a little hurt that you would think, of all people, Stacy and I would actually bring you harm or call you names. We have nothing but peanut butter kisses and rainbow love to give. Shucky darn it.
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July 9th, 2008 at 5:32 am
@ Shake: You say all of this like we don’t already know who and where you are. We’ve had our eye on you for quite some time. To quote Foomey: “He will be mine. Oh yes, he will…be mine. BWAHAAHAAHAA!!!!”
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July 9th, 2008 at 5:53 am
@Shake:I never said that. I just said that I bet you have a pretty mouth.
@Stacy: See what you’ve done? You’re gonna keep scaring these guys off!
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July 9th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Awesome….I have my very own stalker(s).