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I don’t know about you…

Jul 6, 2008 2007 Season, 2008 Season, Andre Johnson, DeMeco Ryans, Please let the season start soon, Super Mario

but I need some motherflippin’ football.  Let’s go to the tape!

Now, let’s get ready for 2008…

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59 Responses to “I don’t know about you…”

  1. Demecoshallinherittheearth
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    July 6th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    That D-line video is amazing. At my best years of offensive tackle, I couldn’t have dreamed of knocking over one of those dummies with one arm. Mario does it without breaking stride. Vince Young probably shouldn’t watch that video or he might wet himself.


  2. bigfatdrunk
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    July 6th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    Gee thanks, Matt. I now have wood and can’t do anything with it.


  3. Jordan
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    July 6th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    Great. BFD, I think you should give Matt a taste of those gynormous balls you have for giving you a woody and pumping me up with a month left to go till preseason.


  4. Jordan
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    July 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Oh man, I just watched the last video again for the fifth time. I think I just nutted all over my keyboard. Man child and Mario’s gonna do some damage this coming season thats for sure. And Tim Bullman is surpisingly faster than I thought. Not so sure about Okam though, I hope his strength compensates for his speed.


  5. Matt
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    July 6th, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    I love me some Okam because of what he represents (the departure of Travis), but his technique was worrisome in that video. Everyone else picked up on what Franklin was saying, but Okam kept slapping at the dummies. Granted, he was knocking them down, but it’s not a great sign when he is the next person in line after Franklin’s demo and he still doesn’t do it right. Dunno. I’ll chalk it up to rookie stupidity right now.
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    As for his speed, the brother is 330ish. How fast do you expect him to run?!


  6. Shake
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    July 6th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    330ish
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    I would actually pay for a program at the game if they printed that in the player stats.


  7. Jordan
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    July 6th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Faster and more agressive than Zgonina at least! Maybe after watching the display of agressiveness that Mario, Man-child and Bullman had, it was such a change of pace to see Okam go next. It probably is rookie stupidity. I can see his technique getting better.


  8. stacy
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    July 6th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    After watching that last video several times, all I can say is….HOLY FUCK, HE’S FAST!! I can’t wait to see him destroy Peyton Manning and he even gets a shot at Tony Homo during preseason.


  9. Jordan
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    July 6th, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    Im going to assume that you’re talking about Mario there Stacy. I had the same thought in my head but instead of crushing the shit out of Crybaby Romo and Fivehead, I thought about Mario making Wonderlic 6 his bitch throughout the season.


  10. stacy
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    July 6th, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    @ Jordan: Yes, I was talking about Mario. He looks Carl Lewis fast. Amobi looks great but Mario is just operating on a different level. Okam needs allot of work, but Bulman shows promise. And yes, I can’t wait to see him obliterate the baby-eating sister fuckers. I figure that Jeff George will be their quarterback by the end of the season. I think that Mario will scare Vince to the point that he just quits all together.


  11. Foomey
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    July 6th, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    If I had balls, they too, would’ve busted all over my ‘puter. Instead, I’ll just say that my panties are very wet. I’m getting excited to see my first Texans game now. Plus, look at the booty on Mario! OK…now I’m really wet.


  12. stacy
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    July 6th, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    @ Foomey: You are such a whore. A dirty, filthy whore.


  13. Jordan
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    July 7th, 2008 at 5:53 am

    @ Stacy: Yo, Its not nice to call your wife a dirty, filthy whore man.


  14. stacy
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    July 7th, 2008 at 6:05 am

    @ Jordan: It’s not nice of YOU to call her my wife.


  15. Shake
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    July 7th, 2008 at 7:53 am

    +1 awarded to Stacy, who seems to have his best comeback lines at 6AM


  16. Shake
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    July 7th, 2008 at 7:55 am

    PS, the NFL has already started pulling these clips from Utube. Nazis.


  17. grungedave
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:04 am

    And if anyone tries to cheat, especially with Foomey, well - stacy is just going to snap.


  18. Foomey
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:15 am

    @Jordan & grungedave: Perhaps I should REALLY clarify something for the two of you…before Stacy really does snap…We REALLY aren’t married, dating, having dog-kitty love, etc. The two of us are friends. I know that it might seem like we are together…with all of the “oral sex” we have in public, but, alas, we are not. I hope this doesn’t shatter your dreams/fantasies of the whole Foomey v. Stacy thing we have going here. The insults will keep flying…we do love each other that much. OK…I think I just threw up in my mouth again.


  19. Foomey
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:18 am

    @grunge: +1 for referencing a movie with Adam Sandler(one of my peeps). Point taken away, however, for bringing up one of his worst movies. I did, however, see a few of the spots where “50 First Dates” was filmed. I even went to the aquarium where he worked in the movie.


  20. grungedave
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:25 am

    Billy Madison is one of his worst movies???

    I don’t think we can be friends anymore.


  21. Matt
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    @ g’dave: Who would you rather do, Foomey or Jack Nicholson?


  22. Foomey
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:36 am

    @grunge: I’m afraid so. Don’t get me wrong…Adam Sandler is one of my personal comedic heroes. And, the fact that we are both Jewish is a big plus. However, Billy Madison is just not at the tops of the list for me. I’ve seen it a number of times, but just can’t get over the whole plot-line. Personally, I think “Eight Crazy Nights” was the absolute WORST.


  23. Matt
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    Billy Madison >> Happy Gilmore >>>>>>> Mr. Deeds >>>>>>>>> the rest.


  24. grungedave
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Clerks >> Happy Gilmore = Office Space = Super Troopers = Harold & Kumar >> Billy Madison >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most everything else ever put on celluloid.


  25. grungedave
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:47 am

    oh, and Matt…

    Meg Ryan.


  26. Foomey
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:52 am

    @Matt: You are just wrong. He has a choice of me or Jack Nicholson? How can I possibly compete with Jack?


  27. Htownjuggernaut
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    July 7th, 2008 at 9:02 am

    ‘Beer. It’s the best damn drink in the world.’ -Jack Nicholson. Famous AND insightful?!? So no, you can’t compete with him. No one can.


  28. Htownjuggernaut
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    July 7th, 2008 at 9:04 am

    Except for matt and bfd. I think i heard that they hit 100k.


  29. Buck
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    July 7th, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Man, that Carolina game was a thing of beauty. I remember sitting there with this stupid grin on my face just shaking my head thinking, “so that’s how it’s supposed to look.” I can’t remember if the offense was really that good, or if I was just shell shocked from the previous season. There were times, though, that the offense looked unstoppable…then the wheels kind of fell off through the middle part of the season. I got good feelin’s about this year. Football season can not get here fast enough.


  30. Shake
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    July 7th, 2008 at 10:07 am

    @Foomey- You must not have been informed of the mandatory rule to ignore the plot feasibility of a Sandler movie.
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    And Happy Gilmore kicks ass. After seeing that movie, who here that golfs hasn’t yelled at the ball to “Get in your home!”….or gotten into a fist fight with Bob Barker?


  31. beef
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    July 7th, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Being Jewish is a PLUS?
    Unsubscribe.


  32. Foomey
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    July 7th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    @Shake: I never said anything about Happy Gilmore. I couldn’t agree with you more, and I don’t even play golf. The only movies where I ignore the plot line are porn films. Sorry…that’s my theatre background talking. And, just exactly when did you take a shot at Bob Barker?
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    @Beef: WTF?


  33. Shake
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    July 7th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    What can I say……that old fucker was just asking for it.


  34. Matt
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    July 7th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Jesus, I just watched the D-line video again. Mario really was knocking the dummies completely flat with seemingly less effort than the guys who were only barely tipping them over. He’s a god.


  35. beef
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    July 7th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    @Foom: Sorry. I was just sayin’.
    I like to imagine a world where we can still take potshots at people just for being different than us, and all hilarity ensues. Is that something else that died with Carlin last week. Well fug me, I guess.
    I truly hope I haven’t offended you or Mr. Madison. If I have, will you please take it upon yourself to only beat me with your sweater zeppelins?


  36. Matt
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    July 7th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    @ beef: Taking potshots at people for being different is what this place was founded upon. Proceed, good sir.


  37. Foomey
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    July 7th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    @Beef: I should’ve clarified my “WTF”, although I did respond in an earlier posting. And, pleez…if you honestly thought that I was offended…I should just hurl myself upon a sword now because this world just wouldn’t be worth living in. George Carlin, who is also one of my comedic heroes, was a great man, and I had the pleasure of seeing him at KU (for, of all things, “Parents Day”) back in 1990 or 1991. He and his “schtick” will be greatly missed, my friend.

    ***NOW CARRY ON!!****


  38. Foomey
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    July 7th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    @Beef:(from “A word of appreciation” comment)
    “@Beef:(referencing my WTF comment on “I don’t know about you…”) It is all so clear to me now. Please be aware that while I am Jewish, my right breast is Baptist, and the left one is a member of the Latter Day Saints. Does that help with the whole being Jewish thing?”
    **See…I can take a joke…**


  39. WillFist4Food
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    July 7th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    I also thought Jethro looked pretty good. Any way he can suit up?
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    But shit. If this video is any indication, people lining up opposite from Mario are going to be in for a very tough time.


  40. beef
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    July 7th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    @Foomster: Well, my INITIALS are KU, so…. that makes us like brothers. Except one of us has a va-jay-jay. And the other is missing male genatalia. I think you know what I mean by “missing.”
    Or something.


  41. Lee - UofTOrange
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    July 7th, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    @Matt - There is no way that I believe that a fellow sports fan believes BM is greater than HG. BM is greatness, but HG is transcendent


  42. Matt
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    July 7th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    Dave and I were talking about it today. My preference for BM comes from two things. First, Happy’s winning putt that defies at least four known physical laws (not to mention the idea that some dude got a Volkswagen on the course, AND ran over a golfer, AND just happened to hit the tower by the 18th hole…)
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    Second, I find BM more quotable, including pretty much everything said by Frank and the academic decathalon moderator.


  43. Foomey
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    @Beef: Point taken…my apologies. I’ll gladly loan you a set while yours are put back together again.


  44. Lee - UofTOrange
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    July 7th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    I can justify calling them equal I suppose


  45. stacy
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    July 7th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF FUCK IS GOING ON HERE????? I comment at 6am on a supposedly ‘dead’ thread and ALL FUCKING HELL BREAKS LOOSE. WHAT THE FUCK??? Thanks for letting me know, BITCHES!!!!
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    Just for that, you can all go outside and play a game of hide and go fuck yourselves. and dammit. and shit.


  46. stacy
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    July 7th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    /sitting indian style in the corner, arms crossed. pouting. muttering “fuckers” over and over again.


  47. SOLIS
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    July 7th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    How can anyone talk about Sandler without mentioning The Waterboy?
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    Young Bobby Boucher: Mama, When Did Ben Franklin Invent Electricity?
    Mama Boucher: That’s Nonsense, I Invented Electricity. Ben Franklin Is The Devil!
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    The Wedding Singer is also on my short list. It’s sort of a chick flick, but the mother fucker is funny to me, alright?
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    Up yours.


  48. Matt
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    July 7th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    I airballed on The Waterboy. “I think something is wrong with yo’ medulla oblongata!”
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    As for the Wedding Singer, the dude who keeps singing “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me” cracks me the fuck up every time.


  49. Foomey
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    July 8th, 2008 at 12:35 am

    @Stacy: I wasn’t aware that you were part of our Reindeer Games.
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    @All: Please stop drinking the water. Something is happening to all men. It’s global, and some are acting like…(Gasp) women. I’m only saying this because I care about your balls.


  50. Foomey
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    July 8th, 2008 at 12:37 am

    @Matt:I couldn’t agree with you more. That’s Alexis Arquette…his first “transgendered” role.


  51. WillFist4Food
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    July 8th, 2008 at 6:14 am

    The Waterboy is, imo, easily the best Adam Sandler movie. Football, violence, comedy and Big Head Todd in the soundtrack. What’s not to like?


  52. grungedave
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    July 8th, 2008 at 7:08 am

    Is it wrong that I really didn’t like the Waterboy nearly as much as Happy, Billy and the Wedding Singer???

    it just wasn’t nearly as quotable… and Adam Sandler is more believable as a golfer than a football player (see also The Longest Yard).

    *** the Wedding Singer is awesome. Billy Idol rules.


  53. Shake
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    July 8th, 2008 at 8:14 am

    @Dave- The Waterboy is extremely quotable if you’re in southern Louisiana….basically any line from the assistant coach is gold. The problem is the rest of the country doesn’t understand coonass jibberish.


  54. stacy
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    July 8th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    @ Dave: I’m with you man, I thought it sucked balls. It was annoying. HG and BM were his best and I’d have to give some honorable mention to Mr. Deeds, 50 First Dates and Big Daddy.
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    @ Shake: Ditto.


  55. beef
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    July 8th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    No love for bulletproof?? I loved that one. His first R-rated venture, as I recall. “DITHNEYLAND!” still cracks me up.


  56. beef
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    July 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Oh, and the “YOU CAN’T STOP FUCKING ME OVER, CAN YOU??” was gold too. Solid gold, jerome.


  57. Lee - UofTOrange
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    July 8th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    My Momma says that alligators are so onery cause they gots all them teeth and no tooth brush


  58. Lee - UofTOrange
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    July 8th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    In other words Dave, you are dumb, there are probably 30 quotable lines from the Waterboy


  59. stacy
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    July 8th, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    @ GDave: I have to agree, Billy Idol rules.