Kickoff
Jul 7, 2008 Amobi Okoye is an adult, Kickoff, National Media, Non-NFL football, Non-Texan stuff
Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot. Tim already commented on this, but, seriously, “Favre to the Texans” is one of the dumbest things I’ve heard in a long, looooong (see what I did there?) time. And claiming it is a good fit, considering that we have TWO QBs that most teams would be happy with is just beyond asinine.
Jared Zabransky is shocked — SHOCKED — that the WAC is not mentioned. Interesting article breaking down which conferences turn out the most NFL starters by position. I have nothing to add.
Age Ain’t Nuthin’ But A Number. Nice article from ESPN regarding the coming-of-age of Amobi “Manchild” Okoye. Dude gets cooler every time someone write something about him. I want to hang out with him, actually.
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July 7th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Any day now, ESPN will finally stop this ridiculous rumor-mongering designed entirely to fill their newsticker. Until then, though, let me leave you with a pearl of wisdom: Football, football, football!!!
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July 7th, 2008 at 10:27 am
The ONLY reason I can see why that would be rumored is that we’re in the south. But, wouldn’t New Orleans or the Baby Eating Sisterfuckers be closer in proximity to his home of Mississippi? Some might say one of those teams actually has a QB issue, but I’ll leave that to you all to figure out.
Seriously, dumb rumor.
Oh, and fuck VY.
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July 7th, 2008 at 10:37 am
I read the article that ESPN wrote about possible landing spots for Brett Favre and the jerkoff that wrote it was doing his best to come up with a scenario for all 32 teams. I didn’t realize that Coach Kubes was a QB lover. I thought it was Gruden that couldn’t get enough QB ass.
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July 7th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Where was Greenwood when they were doing the happy birthday rap for Okoye?
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July 7th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Favre to the Texans is absolutely retarded. Even stupider is the point that the BES are too committed to Radio to even consider the notion, but the Texans are so unsettled at QB that we would have to consider it.
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July 7th, 2008 at 11:02 am
As for the Okoye article, it was nice, but I’m really confused as to the counting system. Doesn’t a list of 21 items, usually contain 21 items? And who knew that Darius Walker and Zac Diles were on the practice squad?
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July 7th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Saying Kubes covets QB’s because he was a quarterback coach is like me saying I can fix your car because my dad was a TV repairman.
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July 7th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Well, my father was a piano MOVER, so….
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July 7th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I was going to email y’all that Favre article, but I just couldn’t bring myself to email something that ridiculous
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July 7th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
@ Beef: Nice Groundhog Day reference. Bill Murray is a comic genius.
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July 8th, 2008 at 8:02 am
And a shiny nickel goes to Stacy! Attaboy!
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July 8th, 2008 at 8:41 am
@ Beef: Thank you, thank you very much….I’m gonna go fix me a peanut butter and nana sandwich.
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:57 am
If you live in Austin, that “nana” should be pretty fuggin easy to find.