Kickoff
Jul 8, 2008 Bad Juju, Batman, DeMeco Ryans, Kickoff, Travis Johnson
When DeMeco speaks, we all listen, Adam. Ignoring for a second that Adam Schein’s voice is so grating that it plays on a loop in the waiting room to hell, you gotta appreciate the love the national media is giving Mario and DeMeco. “Defensive Player of the Year,” eh? What a bust!
Muchas Gracias, Jesus. Travis Johnson will join former FSU teammates for a football camp in the Bahamas. Says one writer of Travis-Johnson-themed humor, “oh, dis is great news, mon!”
Have you seen my baseball?! Because I can’t find anything else, here’s a “Create Your Own Caption” photo for you. We’re all going to Hell.
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July 8th, 2008 at 9:48 am
/Ahman Green attends University of Nebraska class of ‘98 reunion and engages in discussion with the valedictorian.
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Valedictorian: The President of our Nebraska/Green Bay fan club, the Corn-Packers, is inducting a new member.
Ahman: I dont think the pig likes being inducted.
Valedictorian: Shhhhh
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Ahman Green consoles Aaron Rogers as they watch Brett Favres retirement announcement.
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Kubiak’s plan to have Green recruit Favre to the Texans goes awry…
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Ahman Green smiles and watches on as he and his student seal victory against Vince Young in the Wonderlic Challenge.
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Ahman: “No Shit, Corky. She really fucks the donkey. Watch this…”
Corky: “Can we please just go to Chuck E. Cheese?”
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Transactions: David Carr signs 3 year deal with Green Bay Packers.
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am
AG - “You know I don’t play for the Pack any more, right?”
Tard - “Yeah, but if ESPN is right, Favre’s coming to Houston, and they’ll change their logo just for him.”
AG - You do know that ESPN is always wrong, right?”
Tard - …
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I think we’ll let the Banjo playing in the background do all the talking on this one.
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:32 am
RE: Video. AWESOME. UTTERLY FUCKING AWESOME. It’s no secret anymore about how explosive our defense is going to be this year. National media recognition is the shizzle.
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:46 am
how did they get such a clear picture using that “time projection technology”? Because that guy talking to Ahman just has to be Trent Green 15 years from now…
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:58 am
I love the recognition we got in the video, but it reminds me of something that always bugs me when I see it/hear it. It seems like every time they talk about Mario Williams, they also say that his being picked as the No. 1 overall draft pick was the reason that Casserly was fired. I’ve been under the assumption that he was fired because he had a penchant for paying players to play on other teams, ala Robaire Smith. Maybe I’m just misremembering things. Can anybody clear this up for me?
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July 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Weird, two Hell references in the same post. The Hell-reference trifecta is now in play!
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July 8th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
AG: Uh, dude, where’s your OTHER hand.
Tard: Between two pillows.
AG: Those aren’t pillows!
Tard: Cool.
AG: Yeah, cool.
Tard: Tell me about the rabbits, George.
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July 8th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Or d-line and LBs almost makes me forget that our DBs are um, how do I say this? Not so good?
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July 8th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
@ Lee: In all fairness, I think we should reserve judgment to see what Ray Rhodes can do with them. We’ll find out come preseason how bad they actually are. Also, with a good pass rush, they won’t have to cover for 4 or 5 seconds.
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July 9th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Just in case everyone was wondering, stacy won this competition with #6. Thank you all for sending in your entries, but the key to success was to actually name the tard. And it turns out that “Corky” was the correct answer.
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July 9th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
@ Shake: What do I win? I thought he was the twin brother of CORKY on Life Goes On.
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July 9th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
@ Shake - I agree, but they are on a huge learning curve either way, it’s either the “veterans” that suck ass, or it’s all on the rookies and second years, it’s going to be brutal at times even if Ray Rhodes teaches them everything he knows and they actually learn it
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July 10th, 2008 at 12:26 am
@Shake: I think Stacy would like his very own double-ended dong…the kind that I used on him last weekend was primo man! Call me, and I’ll direct you on where to find such a gem. Now, having said that, and knowing how Stacy changes his mind as often as I think about sex….you might want to just get him a gift certificate at the “Dong-a-rific Emporium”. He’d probably enjoy picking out his own anal probes.
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July 10th, 2008 at 8:54 am
@stacy- As you can see, “What do I win?” is a question that you should NEVER ask around DGDB&D.