Matt has never been so excited!
Jul 10, 2008 Awfulness, Big dudes doing the little things, Teams that aren't the Texans
He’ll get to take a picture of NFL cock:
Arkansas police arrest Jaguars receiver Matt Jones in SUV with cocaine, marijuana
One of the officers walked up to the passenger side rear door and saw Jones sitting inside. The report said he had in his lap a white card with a white powder and a credit card in his hand that he was using to chop up and scrape the powder.
That kicks so much ass. The only real surprise is that it wasn’t meth.
Matt, get your mouth camera ready!
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July 10th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Wait, is Jimmy Smith on the Jags’ staff now? Where else would the token white WR get the blow?
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July 10th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Well, now that he’s officially a coke head with a rap sheet, Razorback Nation will be happy to see him end up with their other favorite son, crip-walkin’ Darren McFadden, in Oakland.
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July 10th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
@bigwood25: I had CLint Stoerner in the “ex-QB most likely to get busted with blow” pool. Damn.
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Oh, well, he’s still a good pick in the “Douchebag of the Year” pool.
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July 10th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
@Matt:
“he’s still a good pick in the “Douchebag of the Year” pool.”
Doesn’t Philip Rivers have that locked up for the next decade??
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July 10th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
@grungedave: You better ask somebooddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! /ksk’d
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July 10th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
@grungedave: That’s a good point. Well have to break that competition into active and Masters classes.
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July 10th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
“NFL Cock” is going to be the name of my first album of football-themed parodies.
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July 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
@Matt: That isn’t even the least bit surprising.
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July 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Matt Jones always struck me as the type of guy that gets stoned every game day and every practice. But I guess I was wrong. He snorts crack instead.
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July 10th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
@grungedave: Im guessing that he got it from either porter or williamson. Or maybe they’re getting it from the same guy that the sister fuckers are getting it from.
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July 10th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
http://www.co.washington.ar.us/Sheriff/Summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4077909
Wow. They have better stats than NFL.com.
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July 10th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I still can’t believe people think/thought he was going to be a good WR in the NFL just because he is a good athlete
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July 10th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
What I don’t understand is why people ever think it is a good idea to do drugs in their automobile? People get busted like that all the time. Is he homeless or something?
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July 10th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
@Lee – UofTOrange: I think it was more the “holy Christ, this dude is tall and freakishly fast” that had people fooled. We’ve learned nothing in the last 25 years.
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July 10th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
@Matt: I completely agree. Mostly I’m commenting here so that I’m not associated with TMan and his number of comments.
It makes no sense why people were so enamored with him though. Same reason I’m not convinced on Rogers-Cromartie. He has a name and insane athleticism, but against complete nobodies. He could very well be the greatest DB of all time, but I’m still skeptical
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July 10th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
@Steph: No crap. Same principle with athletes drinking and driving. Hey idiot, you have an ass-ton of money, use it on a driver!
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July 11th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Was he wearing a shirt? Thought he might have been heading to Tennessee to hang with VY.
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July 11th, 2008 at 8:39 am
@Lee – UofTOrange: Matt Jones didn’t really do it against complete nobodies, though. ESS EEE SEE FOOTBALL!!! (Also, he beat Texas, which these assmongrels remind me about frequently.)
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July 11th, 2008 at 9:11 am
@Matt: After Sept. 13th, you shouldn’t have to worry about that for a long time.
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July 11th, 2008 at 9:22 am
@Shake: I pray you are right. If Arkansas wins without D-Mac, you should probably disband the Longhorns.
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July 12th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
@ Matt – Agreed, but he played QB in college, so they had no basis on their thought that he’d be a good WR