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Jul 11, 2008 Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Bad Idea Jeans, Kickoff, Please let the season start soon, Self-Referential Stuff, Vinsanity
Better 40-time than Buzz Aldrin. My internet connection is slow at work [fucking county government -ed.], so I can’t get a good read at what is going on in this video. My guess is that NASA wants a bad motherfucker to go to Mars and they are recruiting DeMeco. It’s either that or something to do with Liberty White Liftoff. Dunno.
Banner? I barely even know ‘er! I mentioned it off-hand in my 100K post (go look for yourself if you don’t believe me), but thanks to Liston the Houston Banner offered to let me write a little Texans content. OK, technically, it was “sports content” in general, but I don’t write about basketball and I’m not an Astros fan, so it’s football time in Houston. Or something like that. Here is the Banner’s website, though they don’t have the July articles posted yet. If you want a hard copy (though I can’t imagine why you would), you can pick one up in and around Northwest H-town.
Finally. Another “Create Your Own Caption” photo:
(bfd edit: A gift from Eric to Lee. I was at this game!)
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July 11th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Vince Young has a new tutor
/too easy
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July 11th, 2008 at 9:30 am
I have your kid. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll stop with the math shit.
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July 11th, 2008 at 9:56 am
I’ve got my baby, now tell your sister to bend over
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July 11th, 2008 at 9:58 am
that should say…”tell My sister to bend over”
BE-SF
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July 11th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Ummm, lunch! Don’t worry, don’t need no fork or napkin sheeeit, just some hot sauce.
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July 11th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Seconds after this picture was taken, Young ripped the kids shirt off and grabbed a bottle of tequila.
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July 11th, 2008 at 10:19 am
@Vega: That one’s gonna be hard to top.
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July 11th, 2008 at 10:33 am
@Vega: Agree w/ BFD here. Well played.
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July 11th, 2008 at 10:53 am
/VY is introduced to the Titans’ new offensive coordinator.
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July 11th, 2008 at 10:54 am
VY: …up a hill to fetch a pail of…of…
Baby: WATER, you idiot
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July 11th, 2008 at 11:21 am
@Vega: Perfect bro, perfect.
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July 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am
VY: and ummm…goldilocks was hangin with 3 pigs at grandma’s crib. grandma was getting busy with some dude name rumpleskin who got freaky with some oatmeal and teddy grahams. wolfman jack rolled up and capped all them bitches.
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July 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
@stacy: Perfect! “Grimm Fairy Tale’s” for the “tots” (to old to snack).
Well done stacy.
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July 11th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Just to fill in where everyone is leaving out the obvious:
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That bitch told me she was on the pill!
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July 11th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Wonderlic 6:Im telling you coach fisher, if you let me breastfeed your son he’ll be a terrific athlete just like me!
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July 11th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Sequal to mini me’s porno ” Vy and some KY”
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July 12th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I love the story of that game BFD. Earl Campbell will forever be a man amongst boys. I still rock a #34 Oilers jersey and a #20 Texas jersey on occasions. My first Oilers game came in 1982, and Earl ruled! Earl rushed for 142 yards and a score to beat the Seahawks in that game and I still have the program.
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July 12th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
This thread is pretty freaking funny