Help Wanted

Are any of you fuckers exceptionally skilled in Photoshop?   Would you like to work for free?  If so, reply here and/or email me because I have a couple things I want to do that I lack the skills to accomplish.  (Over/under on the number of jokes based on that last sentence: 13.5)

13 Responses to “Help Wanted”

  1. Eric
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    What happened with your lackey, BFD? [j/k]
    Isn’t he the computer guru of this outfit?


  2. Matt
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    His guru-ness extends more into the realm of keeping this place hosted. I don’t think he’s a Photoshop wizard. (I could be wrong, I guess.)


  3. bigfatdrunk
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    I suck at graphic design stuff. Always have.


  4. grungedave
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    Dude, photoshop doesn’t make Miley Cyrus age the necessary 3 years… sorry.


  5. Andy
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    I’m not exceptionally skilled, but I have a copy of Photoshop. If no one else steps up, I’ll take a shot at whatever it is.


  6. DiehardChris
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    I’m decent with it, but no wizard. Shoot me an email and tell me what you need, and I’ll let you know if I’m capable.


  7. Katie
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    I’m fairly handy with it…like Chris said, let me know what you need, and I’ll let you know if I can do it.


  8. Lee - UofTOrange
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    I’m skilled at fucking off, but not photoshop. Damn color blindness!


  9. stacy
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  10. stacy
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    @Matt: I’d rather set my hair on fire than try and figure out how to use Photoshop.


  11. Steph
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    I’m okay at photoshop, but I am very afraid of any photoshop that Matt might envision. Just sayin.


  12. Jordan
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    No need to photoshop Vince Young into a Radio movie poster. He already looks like him.


  13. Shake
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    I almost forgot to answer this post.
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    No. Let me know if you need the use of some mad MS Paint skillz.