Kickoff
Jul 14, 2008 Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Bud Adams is evil, Inanity, Kickoff
Secret Santa Says You Suck. I’m not going to lie—if I received this as a present, I would assume that the giver of said gift thought I was a total flop at life, that I wasn’t worth the money my job paid me, and/or that I am injury prone. (Seriously, though, the inclusion of Corey Bradford is a nice touch that screams “when we made this, we couldn’t name a third Texan off the top of our collective heads.”) (h/t Eric)
“plays [them] close” = gimme? WTF? I was going to do a big post about this piece and its line about the Texans, but then I realized my entire post boiled down to a simple message: Fuck you, Jason McIntyre. Stick to writing bullshit gossip pieces and leave the analysis to people who actually watch sports. Alternatively, die in a fire.
Bud Adams as Chet is brilliant. Hilarious thread over at TT.com (complete with some whiny BESF fans chiming in) doing [Random Titan] looks like _________. My favorite so far is the Collins as Lumbergh. (h/t Eric)
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July 14th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Also, if you’ll notice, there are no footballs in Bradford or Carrs locker!? So really, the picture makes sense and if you receive one of these gems, you are a loser!
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July 14th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I’m surprised they opted for Bradford over Boselli.
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July 14th, 2008 at 11:25 am
I wouldn’t buy one of those things unless they had Buchanon in there.
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July 14th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I like TBL/Mr. McIntyre… but he does dog on the Rockets/Texans quite a bit.
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July 14th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
@grungedave: I was rather ambivalent about TBL until that line. Now he’s on the list.
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July 14th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I now know what I’ll get Stacy for Christmas.
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July 14th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Is that the gift we give Petey on the day we cut him? Or was this idea already used when the girlfriend-beating KR Mathis got cut in March?
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July 14th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I saw a “high five” figurine at a gift store that had Carr, Bradford and Gaffney. At what point in time was that the future?
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July 14th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Bud Adams and Emperor Palpatine FTW
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July 14th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
@Lee – UofTOrange: Bastard. I almost snarfed my beer when I read that.
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July 14th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Eh, when the Texans are better than 1-11 against the Colts or something, I will crush TBL. His commenters were totally clueless about the team.
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I like this TT thread too for its Titans goodness: http://texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49015
Especially this:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/Funny%20Pictures/byobbyob.jpg.
I am sure that the Texans Talk people would be quite happy if you posted any of their pictures here.
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July 14th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
@Matt: Is that Jason McIntyre the guy from New Kids on the Block?
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July 15th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Manning out 4 to 6 weeks with bursa sac knee surgery performed yesterday. May miss preseason.
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/15/manning-out-4-6-weeks/
Colts fans have been so spoiled with a Manning who never gets hurt. I’m guessing that predicting the Texans as a gimme is particularly jinxtastic.
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July 15th, 2008 at 8:29 am
@Steph: His commenters clearly ate paint chips as children. That said, had TBL mentioned the 1-11 record as his “reasoning” behind calling them a gimme, I would have had less to bitch about. I don’t demand blind acceptance of the Kubiak Kool-Aid, but I do demand logical consistency. Saying X always plays Y close; X is a gimme win for Y borders on retarded.
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July 15th, 2008 at 8:30 am
@Steph: Also, I thought about doing a visual greatest hits of Titans bashing, including some stuff from TT. I might bump that up and try to do it by week’s end.
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July 15th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
@Matt: Yay yay yay!!!! I must admit that not being able to post those sorts of pictures is the bummer part of doing the corporate blog thingy.
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July 15th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
@Steph: You’re not about the law over there yet?