All-Time Texans Team - Defense - FS
Jul 18, 2008 All-Time Texans, Secondary issues are primary, You'd like to think I was joking
Yeah, that’s right. BFD came up with the idea for these posts and I claim-jumped the defense. Because that’s how I roll. And because I didn’t want to pull my hair out figuring out our best LT. Since BFD is already balding, that won’t be an issue for him.
BUT, since he was a trooper and started with WR2, I can’t totally take the easy way out and start with, say, DE. So, let’s take a look at the FS position. In case of nausea, there are airsickness bags in the seatback in front of you.
The candidates:
Matt Stevens
Marcus Coleman
C.C. Brown
Von Hutchins
Will Demps
Ugh. Hold on for just a second.
*bangs head on desk repeatedly*
OK…so, it obviously can’t be Matt Stevens because he is on the short list of “Worst Texan ever.” It can’t be Von Hutchins because he was always nothing more than a stop-gap CB-turned-FS. And he was awful more often than not. Coleman, likewise, was a corner in free safety clothing. And Demps has yet to give us a full season (and, apparently, has manos de piedra).
Congrats, C.C.! Just like Corey Bradford, you win by default! You’re like the prettiest girl in Oklahoma!
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July 18th, 2008 at 10:37 am
This is a little depressing, gotta say.
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But, this is also an exercise on where we’ve come from and where we are going, which is nice.
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July 18th, 2008 at 10:39 am
@bigfatdrunk: Plus, it will get better when we get to positions like DE, MLB, CB1. Or, you know, when I get to those positions.
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July 18th, 2008 at 11:30 am
@Matt: It will get better when BFD gets to WR1 and …………..
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July 18th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Thanks asshole! There was no airsickness bag in the seat in front of me, so I puked all over my desk!
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Ugh, this is a rough one. Part of me wants to go with Smoov Will, but I agree that he hasn’t shown it long enough (hmm… perhaps I should reword that sentence). If he can have another good year AND kick it with Rhonda K. though, he’ll easily take hold of this spot in next year’s rankings.
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July 18th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Make. It. Stop.
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I think you have to moritorium your best players ever until your franchise is at least 10 years old, preferably 20 so you don’t have to throw up.
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July 18th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
@Steph: Then what would we do for filler? I am nearly out of Vince Young jokes and I don’t have enough hate for the Jags to make songs/jokes about them. (Besides, after seeing MJ-D light up Lights Out, I fear him.)
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@Vega: To make it up to you, I’ll do DEs next.
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July 18th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
@Shake: and………..
enough free time to look at porn?
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July 18th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Will Demps by a mile. It’s been a short time, but his play there was infinitely better than anyone else’s
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July 18th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Matt, you are no where near correct on your assessment of how bad Matt Stevens was. He was WAY, WAY worse than that
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July 18th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
@Lee - UofTOrange: He will probably be the correct answer by the end of next year (unless Dunta takes over there or something), but 8 starts, 52 tackles, 4 PD, 0 INT (at least 4 dropped), 0 sacks, and 0 FF does not compare with CC’s FS stats (even though they weren’t anything to write home about).
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July 18th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
@Matt: True. Is it really only 4 dropped, it seemed like more
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July 19th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
@Matt: So is it possible after this year (or next) that Dunta could be the bestest ever at both CB1 & FS? That could make for an interesting discussion next July.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Is that Russian?
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July 22nd, 2008 at 6:51 pm
@Создание сайта: Great points, comrade!
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