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Um… that was supposed to say tick tock Duane tick tock.
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Dolly’s convective winds are screwing up my trains of thought. (Seriously… the bitch made her way to SA today - so far so good.)
@SOLIS: Send her up here! It’s been almost two solid months since a measurable rain at my house.
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@WhiteGloveMagic: Holy cow! That’s great news! Well, if you got tickets, of course. Nice nym, btw.
Re: Dolly
She’s done well for the parched ground here in SA… but wreaked havok on my parents roof in the RGV.
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I know the Edwards Aquifer is thankful…
@bigfatdrunk: That’s probably your default homepage, isn’t it?
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@Jordan: Sweetie…Lord knows that I don’t need a new set of tits! I’m trying to get rid of the ones I got!!!!
If interested, I’m interviewing titty caddies this week.
@tyler: Mr. Kuharsky is a “former” writer for the Tennessean. He left the paper when he was hired by ESPiN. He’s an asshat but, I just wanted to clarify his current employer. He is now the AFC South’s contributer for the network so, he’ll also report on possum-holler.
I want to make it to some of training camp, but I’m having a hard time fitting it in. Hmmm, how do you convince a 9 month pregnant wife that it is a necessity that I go?
@Jordan: No. Foomey doesn’t need new tits. She has some gargantuan old ones. My significantly younger girlfriend has new tits. They’re magically delicious. No, I can’t say that without giggling like a leprechaun.
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July 24th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Tick tock Charles… tick tock.
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July 24th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Yay for training camp! Boo for single game tickets not being available 3 minutes after they go on sale (for certain games that is)!
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July 24th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Um… that was supposed to say tick tock Duane tick tock.
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Dolly’s convective winds are screwing up my trains of thought. (Seriously… the bitch made her way to SA today - so far so good.)
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July 24th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
@SOLIS: Send her up here! It’s been almost two solid months since a measurable rain at my house.
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@WhiteGloveMagic: Holy cow! That’s great news! Well, if you got tickets, of course. Nice nym, btw.
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July 24th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
From ESPiN, Paul Kuharsky blog on the AFC South:
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth
@Solis, yes, I hope he gets into the fold tonight!
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July 24th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
@SOLIS: I’m loving that Dolly bitch!!! My lawn is now happy, as am I. I miss rain storms, so I welcomed Dolly with open arms.
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@bigfatdrunk: Greedy!
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July 24th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Re: Dolly
She’s done well for the parched ground here in SA… but wreaked havok on my parents roof in the RGV.
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I know the Edwards Aquifer is thankful…
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July 24th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
CANNONBALL!
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
@Matt: Is there a candy bar at the bottom of YOUR pool?
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
@SOLIS: Oooh…sorry to hear about that. Hope they are OK otherwise!
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July 24th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
@Eric:
It should be noted that Paul Kuharsky is a Staff Writer for the Tennessean Newspaper. Consequently, he has the Texans at 20th in his power rankings and the BESFs at 14.
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth/0-2-58/A-closer-look-at-AFC-South-in-power-rankings.html
He did have a nice post about The Schaub today, so I’ll give him that. He seems to quote Megan Manful too much for my taste though.
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth/0-2-76/Schaub-confident-in-revamped-run-game.html
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July 24th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I’m so happy about training camp that I’m not gonna grope my girlfriends new boobs.
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July 24th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
@stacy: Foomey got a new set of tits? Ole!
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July 24th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
@Jordan: No, not Foomey. It’s more like this: http://www.realdoll.com/
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July 24th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
@bigfatdrunk: That’s probably your default homepage, isn’t it?
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@Jordan: Sweetie…Lord knows that I don’t need a new set of tits! I’m trying to get rid of the ones I got!!!!
If interested, I’m interviewing titty caddies this week.
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July 24th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
@stacy: Who the fuck are you kidding?
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July 25th, 2008 at 7:22 am
@tyler: Mr. Kuharsky is a “former” writer for the Tennessean. He left the paper when he was hired by ESPiN. He’s an asshat but, I just wanted to clarify his current employer. He is now the AFC South’s contributer for the network so, he’ll also report on possum-holler.
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July 25th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
@Foomey: Titty Caddy eh? Sounds interesting… Does it pay beer? Coz if it does you can count me in!
@bigfatdrunk: I was watching a movie that had one of the real dolls as a main character. I didnt know it really existed. Time to get me a new gf!
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July 26th, 2008 at 12:47 am
@Jordan: Absofuckinlutely! When can you interview? I need a break…and bad! Do you have a red rider wagon that I can borrow?
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July 26th, 2008 at 7:16 am
@Foomey: The wagon is a great idea, since it can help caddy both the titties and the beer payments.
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July 26th, 2008 at 10:24 am
I want to make it to some of training camp, but I’m having a hard time fitting it in. Hmmm, how do you convince a 9 month pregnant wife that it is a necessity that I go?
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July 26th, 2008 at 10:37 am
@Lee - UofTOrange: You can always plead your case that you can pick up some great breathing techniques from the players.
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July 26th, 2008 at 10:39 am
@Jordan: No. Foomey doesn’t need new tits. She has some gargantuan old ones. My significantly younger girlfriend has new tits. They’re magically delicious. No, I can’t say that without giggling like a leprechaun.
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July 26th, 2008 at 10:39 am
@bigfatdrunk: Beer next week? Perhaps she’ll let you gawk at them.
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July 26th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Since I know you all love John McLain…I got this picture of him at todays training camp…
http://texansbullpen.com/08photogallery/Preseason/2008-07-26-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0238.JPG
The contrast of the red face and the pasty white legs is kind of bad…
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July 26th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
And if you ask nice…I will send you the fullsized one…I case you need something for your dartboard…
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July 26th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
@BullPenPhotos: The worst part is, that’s not a shadow to our right (his left). That’s a pool of margarine. /being a hypocrite