Important Update!

Training Camp starts tomorrow!

Carry on.

27 Responses to “Important Update!”

  1. SOLIS
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    Tick tock Charles… tick tock.


  2. WhiteGloveMagic
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    Yay for training camp! Boo for single game tickets not being available 3 minutes after they go on sale (for certain games that is)!


  3. SOLIS
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    Um… that was supposed to say tick tock Duane tick tock.
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    Dolly’s convective winds are screwing up my trains of thought. (Seriously… the bitch made her way to SA today - so far so good.)


  4. bigfatdrunk
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    @SOLIS: Send her up here! It’s been almost two solid months since a measurable rain at my house.
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    @WhiteGloveMagic: Holy cow! That’s great news! Well, if you got tickets, of course. Nice nym, btw.


  5. Eric
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    From ESPiN, Paul Kuharsky blog on the AFC South:
    http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth
    @Solis, yes, I hope he gets into the fold tonight!


  6. Foomey
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    @SOLIS: I’m loving that Dolly bitch!!! My lawn is now happy, as am I. I miss rain storms, so I welcomed Dolly with open arms.

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    @bigfatdrunk: Greedy!


  7. SOLIS
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    Re: Dolly
    She’s done well for the parched ground here in SA… but wreaked havok on my parents roof in the RGV.
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    I know the Edwards Aquifer is thankful…


  8. Matt
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    CANNONBALL!


  9. Foomey
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    @Matt: Is there a candy bar at the bottom of YOUR pool?


  10. Foomey
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    @SOLIS: Oooh…sorry to hear about that. Hope they are OK otherwise!


  11. tyler
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    @Eric:

    It should be noted that Paul Kuharsky is a Staff Writer for the Tennessean Newspaper. Consequently, he has the Texans at 20th in his power rankings and the BESFs at 14.
    http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth/0-2-58/A-closer-look-at-AFC-South-in-power-rankings.html

    He did have a nice post about The Schaub today, so I’ll give him that. He seems to quote Megan Manful too much for my taste though.

    http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth/0-2-76/Schaub-confident-in-revamped-run-game.html


  12. stacy
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    I’m so happy about training camp that I’m not gonna grope my girlfriends new boobs.


  13. Jordan
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    @stacy: Foomey got a new set of tits? Ole!


  14. bigfatdrunk
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    @Jordan: No, not Foomey. It’s more like this: http://www.realdoll.com/


  15. Foomey
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    @bigfatdrunk: That’s probably your default homepage, isn’t it?
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    @Jordan: Sweetie…Lord knows that I don’t need a new set of tits! I’m trying to get rid of the ones I got!!!!
    If interested, I’m interviewing titty caddies this week.


  16. Foomey
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    @stacy: Who the fuck are you kidding?


  17. Eric
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    @tyler: Mr. Kuharsky is a “former” writer for the Tennessean. He left the paper when he was hired by ESPiN. He’s an asshat but, I just wanted to clarify his current employer. He is now the AFC South’s contributer for the network so, he’ll also report on possum-holler.


  18. Jordan
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    @Foomey: Titty Caddy eh? Sounds interesting… Does it pay beer? Coz if it does you can count me in!

    @bigfatdrunk: I was watching a movie that had one of the real dolls as a main character. I didnt know it really existed. Time to get me a new gf!


  19. Foomey
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    @Jordan: Absofuckinlutely! When can you interview? I need a break…and bad! Do you have a red rider wagon that I can borrow?


  20. Shake
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    @Foomey: The wagon is a great idea, since it can help caddy both the titties and the beer payments.


  21. Lee - UofTOrange
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    I want to make it to some of training camp, but I’m having a hard time fitting it in. Hmmm, how do you convince a 9 month pregnant wife that it is a necessity that I go?


  22. stacy
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    @Lee - UofTOrange: You can always plead your case that you can pick up some great breathing techniques from the players.


  23. stacy
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    @Jordan: No. Foomey doesn’t need new tits. She has some gargantuan old ones. My significantly younger girlfriend has new tits. They’re magically delicious. No, I can’t say that without giggling like a leprechaun.


  24. stacy
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    @bigfatdrunk: Beer next week? Perhaps she’ll let you gawk at them.


  25. BullPenPhotos
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    Since I know you all love John McLain…I got this picture of him at todays training camp…
    http://texansbullpen.com/08photogallery/Preseason/2008-07-26-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0238.JPG
    The contrast of the red face and the pasty white legs is kind of bad…


  26. BullPenPhotos
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    And if you ask nice…I will send you the fullsized one…I case you need something for your dartboard…


  27. bigfatdrunk
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    @BullPenPhotos: The worst part is, that’s not a shadow to our right (his left). That’s a pool of margarine. /being a hypocrite