Kickoff
Jul 25, 2008 2008 Season, Awesomeness, Kickoff, Non-Texan stuff, Overexposure, Please let the season start soon, Preseason 2008
Save the Date, Bitch. It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally fucking here! Remember when you were a kid and the calendar would roll over to December and you’d scream “Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, Christmas vacation is almost here!!!!!” Well, the start of training camp is the same feeling, only multiplied by AWESOME.1
Jerks. Here’s where I was going to put the Duane Brown bit, but Eric and BFD stole my thunder. (I kid. I really dig that those two can save my ass from time to time (read: always).) Yes, that was a double parenthetical.
FYI. I think I mentioned this once before when it was still in the planning stages, but you can sign up with Sporting News to get a daily sports newsletter, and they even email you each day so you can click and go there instead of being bothered to type one of those old-fashioned URLs. It’s nothing ground-breaking, but sports is sports, ya dig?
Finally. Not to keep stealing someone else’s thing, but I found another odd jersey in public last night. I ask you…is this retro or a visitor from the near future? (That’s a Falcons jersey. I continue to have problems surreptitiously photographing people with my phone.)
1 That equation would be “(Jesus+Tittyfucking+Christ)*AWESOME = Start of training camp.”
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July 25th, 2008 at 9:32 am
My mom used to always yell at me when I screamed “Jesus Tittyfucking Christ”.
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July 25th, 2008 at 9:36 am
@Vega: That’s harsh, man.
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July 25th, 2008 at 9:46 am
@bigfatdrunk: Yeah, I don’t think she liked me using “tittyfucking” in vain.
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July 25th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Are you at Hogg’s Meat Market (no, it’s not Matty’s favorite gay bar, they sell steaks and shit) or Kroger here?
Wonder what my Favre Falcons Upper Deck rookie card is worth these days…got that and my Cal Ripken rookie from that gay kid Darnell we all used to pick on. I rule(d).
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July 25th, 2008 at 10:58 am
@bigwood25: Supercenter out on Hwy 10, actually. We were getting baby food and shit like that. I refuse to buy meat there.
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July 25th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
@Matt:Remember when you were a kid and the calendar would roll over to December and you’d scream “Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, Christmas vacation is almost here!!!!!” NO…I’m a JEW…remember? I just used to tell the kids, that would tease me, “You know, there’s no such thing as Santa or the Easter Bunny!” (I was like 6 or 7)
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July 25th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Matt, talk about bringing your work home with you. I’m sure you were disappointed he was wearing pants.
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@Foomey: Of course Santa’s real. He just hates me and doesn’t bring me jack.
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July 25th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
@bigfatdrunk: I’ll tell you what…I’ll write a special letter to “Santa”, and make sure that he brings ya something REAL special.
That reminds me…I pulled up to a VW bus once, and I politely told the occupants that Easter was canceled because they found the body. I’m EVIL, and probably going to hell, aren’t I?
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July 25th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
@Foomey: Nah, I dont think you’re going to hell Foomey. They’ll just send you to a place where you’re forced to drink non-kosher milk and eat ham and cheese sandwhiches!
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July 26th, 2008 at 12:45 am
@Jordan: Can I go there now? YUM…pork!!!