Unindicted felons everywhere rejoice!
Jul 25, 2008 Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Duane Brown as Eliza Doolittle
Albert “Puppy Po-Boy” Haynesworth and the BE-SF came to an agreement today as he signed a one-year tender. Haynesworth led the league in cheap shots and hair-pulling last year, two of his proudest accomplishments.
To celebrate, Haynesworth threw lawn darts at a Boy Scout troop and knocked an old lady across the street.
Here’s hoping our newly signed Mr. Brown teaches this asshole a little lesson in respect.
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July 25th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Big Fatfuck Albert isn’t going to like getting cut blocked. Good thing it’s legal - but the Texans better watch out that he doesn’t have cheese graters affixed to his cleats.
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July 25th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
It REALLY pains me to say it but, smart move on the BESF to “only” offer the tender and wait another year. His lard ass has a history of injuries, slappingMother Theresa, and laying down till his contract year. The fight over a bar of soap, in the shower with VY, will seal the deal on any contract extension.
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July 25th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
No doubt about it. I even posted as much at a BESF site. That guy has “long-term contract bust” ALL over him. He’ll get his money next off-season, and the Titans will be better to be rid of him. Well, not better - but in the long term, they’ll be able to move forward without some worthless player locked into a long contract with a ton of guaranteed money.
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July 25th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
How is it that this fat fuck can continue to play - but a guy like Dunta (Who has never stepped on anyones face with cleated shoes) have to scratch and claw his way back on to the field?
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Well, thie pic on this link tells you alot about Fat Albert:
http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?Category=SPORTS01
Also, the BESF haven’t signed their top pick Johnson! It’s the Bud Adams effect, I’m sure!
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July 25th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
@SOLIS: Tim somehow blames me for this.
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July 25th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Why I think Peter King should die a horrible Brett Farveless death:
All right, that anticipates my follow up: are there any teams whose fans don’t think you hate them?
The fans of the Houston Texans are not passionate. The fans of the Arizona Cardinals are not passionate. I mean, I came out here this morning, and all you see are people who are just NUTTY about the Redskins. They’re out of their minds. They’re crazy.
Now, I go to a lot of different camps. I’ll be at seventeen different camps this year. This will be in the top 3 among enthusiastic fanbases that I see. And so I expect that to happen, and I don’t throw my hands in the air and say, “Ah, you bunch of idiots,” you know? It’s just the way fans are. Fans love their team, and if you say something bad about their team, they’re not going to be happy about it, so it’s fine.
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July 25th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
The fans of the Houston Texans are not passionate? Are you fucking serious? We had a guy throwdown with the fucking Cowgirl’s mascot in a preseason game! Although there hasn’t been any documentation of it besides here, im pretty sure that’s something nobody would lie about. Just go on and let Jason Taylor salsa his way into your redskins loving fudge hole so you can finally experience the pleasure you’ve always expected from your wife that you never got.
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July 26th, 2008 at 7:56 am
@Matt: “somehow” Matt? I think we all know why you are getting blamed…
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July 26th, 2008 at 7:58 am
@James: And yet the Redskins will suck this year too
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July 26th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Four (4) ways to not be tagged next year for Fatty:
He can become an unrestricted free agent next season if he reaches any one of four incentives in the one-year, $7.25-million tender:
• Makes the Pro Bowl.
• Plays 60 percent of the team’s defensive snaps.
• Plays 53 percent of the team’s defensive snaps and the Titans win 10 games.
• Plays 53 percent of the team’s defensive snaps and the Titans finish in the NFL’s top five in total defense.
Last season Haynesworth played 53.5 percent of the team’s defensive snaps. The Titans won 10 games and finished fifth in total defense.
http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080726/SPORTS01/807260359/1002/SPORTS