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I get emails…

Jul 28, 2008 What the fuck?

Subject: Is that YOU,John??!!!

Please tell me more about our beloved Houston Oilers!!!! I`m also in my fucking 80`s and I only care about the football team that was here in my youth. Also, tell me all about the Baylor Bears,again!! I still like the 1st movie with Walter Mattheu. Those kids are funny!!! Is baseball the only sport they play?!! Are Anna-Megans` tits real?!! I`d love to take out my teeth&gum those babies,would`nt you,Johnny?!! Hey,great chatting with you! Suck up a 12-pack&enjoy your day!!!     XX……………PS:If you think of any more Texas sports legends from the `20`s or 30`s I should be idolizing,please let me know.

There are so many things wrong with this, but does this person seriously believe I am Pancakes????  I guess it’s my Keats-like odes to Pancakes that confuses this gentleman.

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12 Responses to “I get emails…”

  1. Shake
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    July 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am

    @BFD: Sorry if my e-mail didn’t make since, but I drank A LOT down on the island this weekend.


  2. Matt
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    July 28th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    If you really are John McClain, our entire friendship just got REALLY weird.


  3. Shake
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    July 28th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    since….sense….whatever


  4. Eric
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    July 28th, 2008 at 10:06 am

    I think it’s the “Big” & “Fat” that confused him?


  5. grungedave
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    July 28th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    would you rather be mistaken for Richard Justice?


  6. Eric
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    July 28th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    @grungedave:
    Good point!


  7. bigfatdrunk
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    July 28th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    @grungedave: @Eric: You two are that close to being banned. Well, not Eric, cuz we’d never have material. And not Dave because you’re so damn cute. Errrr, nevermind.


  8. Foomey
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    July 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    @bigfatdrunk: And to think, I’m still allowed to reply…


  9. Foomey
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    July 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    @bigfatdrunk: What’s your excuse for me?(sorry, hit submit too early)


  10. bigfatdrunk
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    July 28th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    @Foomey: No references to transvestites. Duh.


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