Kickoff
Aug 4, 2008 Kickoff
Matt’s busy taking pictures of felon cock, and I’ve got a super busy day at the bill paying job (as usual, lately. I mean, wtf, I’m not here to work, am I?). So, courtesy of mostly Eric, here we go.
The chron actually took the time to write a loving piece about a Texan, and it just happens to be about this here blog’s namesake.
And here’s one on Earl Cochran. Don’t worry: I’m sure they’ll be back to covering Brett Favre, the Cow-fuckers, and especially the BE-SFs in no time.
Wanna learn more about man coverage? Jon Hoke takes you through the steps. Foomey, this is required watching for you. Oh, and man coverage may not mean what you think it means.
I’m not going to add a link, but I don’t think Mike Bell quite understood that, when you try out and then make a team, you might want to be in shape.
More love from me to Antwaun Molden, via the mothership.
Diehard Chris must’ve been nicely hammered last night as he wrote this anti-ode to Matt Turk.
And, thanks to Steph at AOL Fanhouse, I decide that my life won’t be complete until I get this headline made after me:
bfd’s Groin Provides Big Scare
At this point, it mostly provides giggles.
The opening pre-season game against Denver is just 5 days away!
Edit: If you have been blocked at work, please try to use the url http://www.atexansblog.net and let me know if it works.
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August 4th, 2008 at 11:16 am
The new URL works! Thanks for doing that gentlemen
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August 4th, 2008 at 11:21 am
All the links go to .com though, so when I click on something I have to manually put in .net. I have no problem with this, just an FYI
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August 4th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Awesome. I wondered about the link thing. If anyone knows a way to make the links mirror to the .net, we are all ears.
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August 4th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Alleged felon cock.
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August 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
It actually is kind of odd. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.
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August 4th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Post drunk? ME?? How else could I watch that play again? Sober? Sheeeeeit.
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August 4th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
@UofTOrange: The links or the whole .net thing?
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@DiehardChris: I listened to that game on Sirius because I couldn’t get it here. Lemme tell you, it sounded even worse than it looked.
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August 4th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
.net always works, but it says .com still in the address bar. The links sometimes work and sometimes get blocked
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August 4th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
@UofTOrange: OK, gracias. Working on it.
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August 4th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
@UofTOrange: Crap, I knew it was a possibility going in but thought it was worth the $10 gamble. If you do relative linking, it works, but Wordpress sometimes uses full links, which is where it blows up. Damnz.
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August 4th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Actually, I was half surprised that you guys hadn’t already referenced the scary groin headline given your penchant for leg hugs and pictures of felons.
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Oh and FH will have an omnibus Peter King post up soonishly.
Just left the grocery store–no carts left, but they had water stacked up. Apparently it has been completely packed there since 7:00am. Nothing like tropical depressions that show up last second.
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August 4th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
@BFD: Thanks for the link. Very informative, but still a tad over my head. Made me realize how little in-depth knowledge about defensive formations I have! (please tell me I won’t have a pop-quiz at the end of this week!)
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@Matt: (related to above comment) How’s the “project” coming along?
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On a side note: I hope the Texan’s kick Denver’s ass!! (spoken as a new Texan’s fan, as well as a Chief’s fan…can’t stand the fuckers!)
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August 4th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
OH..almost forgot, BFD,… “bfd’s Groin Provides Big Scare”. Check with the doc who did your knee surgery. He might have had those feelings. Ya never know.
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August 4th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
@Foomey: It’s kind of in a holding pattern because I’ve been an asshole and let real life get in the way. As of tomorrow, my contributions should be back to my usual level. (Take that for what you will.)
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@bigfatdrunk: Is it possible for us to change the way WP formats our links? Or will that fuck every link we’ve done thus far?