How to break bfd
Aug 5, 2008 Awfulness, Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Fuck the Cowboys
You say something this incredibly stupid:
Hey Matt did you understand that OT loss to VY’s Titans? Or was that too complicated… you know a touchdown in sudden death OT. even a …. fuckwit…. takes a playmaker that wins games over a defensive lineman.
/looking for games Mario Williams won…. still looking…. couldnt find one but he did have a mediocre season last year. Congratulations Texans fans! you went 8-8!
Holy. Crap.
There’s way too much stupid in this statement to even Fisk the sucker. But I will say this: the basic, fundamental lack of football knowledge displayed here is simply astounding. To answer your question: yes, it appears to have been posted by a cow-fuckers fan. Just kinda figures, don’t it?
The stupid burns! Get it off! GET IT OFF!!!
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August 5th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I have a general question, perhaps best answered by my fellow San Antonians:
Why in the hell is it that everywhere I go, and I do mean EVERYWHERE, I only see Cowboys stuff? I just got back from Valero, and they had two football schedules. One for every frickin team, and one for the “Cow-Fuckers”(BFD…I love that). Dallas is further away from SA than Houston, so what the hell gives? Remember, I didn’t give a crap about TX football last year because I was still getting over the culture shock of moving here, so save the insults. I just want to know whether or not I’m going to need (this is for you Matt) Ninja lessons to protect myself from all the “Cow-Fuckers” fans.
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August 5th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
@Foomey: It’s two reasons, really: 1. The Cowboys moved training camp to St. Ed’s in Austin, and 2. Bud Adams.
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Have no doubt: the southern part of the state, including Austin and SA, was Oilers back in the day. The northern part, you know, the stereotype dallas crowd, was the cow-fuckers fans. Once Satan’s lover moved the team, a lot of loyalties simply changed. I mean, if there’s one thing cow-fuckers fans are, it’s that they are the most fair-weathered fans in existence.
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August 5th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
My response to the above, as posted at KSK:
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August 5th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
@Matt: I think it’s safe to say you pwned the ever living fuck out of him.
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August 5th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Sounds more like a baby-eating sister-fucker than a Cowfucker fan to me. At any rate, I didn’t know they could type in Tennessee. I always thought the blew their fingers off their hands with fireworks by their 15th birthday, a.k.a. “five years after I stopped going to school.”
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At any rate, the “just wins games” thing is the stupidest thing going. In 2006, Rex Grossman “just won games” (ignore the historic defense in the background). If these people who “just won games” were so awesome, you’d expect them to post pretty good traditional stats, too. I mean, they can just turn their talent on and off, right? So why then did Vince Young stink it up in virtually every significant passing statistic? The only answer is that he was loafing it for 3 quarters every game, in which case he’d be a really shitty teammate. And it would be immensely stupid given that NFL contracts are largely driven by pass performance and statistics. So someone making that argument would also be arguing that Vince just takes it easy sometimes, even though he’s potentially losing millions of dollars on a second contract (and millions of dollars tied into performance bonuses on his current contract).
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Oh wait, I get it: Vince doesn’t want to drive up the Titans’ salary cap with a future contract by being too awesome in his first contract!
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August 5th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Pre-emptive “Vince had a good completion percentage” strike: David Carr had a 68.3 completion percentage in 2006. Case closed.
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August 24th, 2008 at 11:52 am
I think I smell another Lombardi Trophy heading to the Cowboys Trophy Case… This team has the all the weapons to take the next step, Super BOwl Step!