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Coprophilia and blasphemy in one neat little package

Aug 7, 2008 Fluff

Once again, Matt graces Deadspin with a Houston Texans preview, and he set the bar pretty damn high.

OK, Matt, I did it.  Can I have my puppy back now?

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16 Responses to “Coprophilia and blasphemy in one neat little package”

  1. Vega
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    August 7th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Well done, Matt, although I would have liked to see you participate in the comments a bit. Edsall is God at 2:07 wrote, “I’m assuming this is complete sarcasm, right? Mario Williams better than Vince Young & Reggie Bush? Come on, this can’t be for serious.”
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    For serious, bitch!


  2. Matt
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    August 7th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    I would have, but…meh…what’s the point? It’s not like KSK the other day, when someone was trying to talk shit AND being retarded at the same time.


  3. DiehardChris
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    August 7th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    AWESOME job representing the Texans, Matt. Shit, you shoulda plugged it on the podcast! BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!


  4. Matt
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    August 7th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    @DiehardChris: Odd…you typed “Nine” but it showed up as “BILLIONS AND BILLIONS.” That has to be a glitch in the commenting software. Heh.
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    BTW—ignoring how ridiculous I sound, the podcast turned out awesome. You did a kick ass job editing out our goofups. Sounds seamless.


  5. WillFist4Food
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    August 7th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    +1 for referencing coprophilia.


  6. TheBlowLeprechaun
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    August 7th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    By coprophilia you mean reading Deadspin at all, right? It took about a week for me to get sick to shit of that site…


  7. DiehardChris
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    August 7th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Matt - have you written for DS before?


  8. bigfatdrunk
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    August 7th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    @TheBlowLeprechaun: Ya know, you’re not the first person to bring that up in the last 15 minutes.


  9. Shake
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    August 7th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Awesome writeup re: “He who dumps in mouths”, but where is the part containing the ‘08 Season Preview?


  10. grungedave
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    August 7th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Deadspin saddens me these days, except on days like today when I get to see a Texans preview written by a guy I can directly harass on e-mail instead of having to join the commenting masses!

    “Clay Travis is a douchebag” was deleted from the article… Matt wanted me to tell all of you this.


  11. DisplacedTexan
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    August 7th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    @TheBlowLeprechaun: Yeah it’s really not as good now that Will left. And the comments have spiraled into general idiocy.


  12. Matt
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    August 7th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    @DiehardChris: I was a sub-contractor on Whitney Pastorek’s Texans preview last year.
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    @Shake: AJ said not to be boring with stats and schedules and shit. That, plus a 500 word limit, inspired me to just rub the Mario thing in people’s faces. Preview wise, I’ll go with: The Texans will play 16 regular season games in 2008 and, with some luck, might play some postseason games as well.
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    @grungedave: Yeah. Damn it. That original opening paragraph was WAY better.


  13. Steph
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    August 7th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    Nice. Getting BE-SF into the national lexicon as an equivalent for Titans.
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    If the Texans have a bunch of injuries again this season, I will have to blame your blaspheming though. The rest of us Texans fans can’t balance out that sort of Jesus dis.


  14. Matt
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    August 8th, 2008 at 7:00 am

    @Steph: I think Mario might be able to heal the injured this year, too. He’s evolving as a diety.


  15. Shake
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    August 8th, 2008 at 8:11 am

    @Matt: That’s what I figured, but the background “rules” of the article weren’t made very clear on the site.
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    And 7 tackles are awarded to you for linking the Brown v. Bush clip.


  16. Lee - UofTOrange
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    August 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    A few of things:
    1. You are better than aggy and their “Radio” crap
    2. I will pray for your soul now
    3. Mario is like good and stuff
    4. I’m a Republican with a Republican black step father (before he passed away), your world will never be the same!