Kickoff
Aug 13, 2008 2008 Season, Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Kickoff, Peyton Manning's lovelife, Teams that aren't the Texans, Winstonsaurus
Overexposure Redux. I have another article up (and in print) for the Houston Banner. Nothing groundbreaking, but I’ll be damned if I am going to miss a chance to link to myself. You all should know that by now.
Where’s Winston? Total Titans has the All-AFC South team up. I agree with most of it, though I think Bennett should be in the mix and there is no way in hell you leave Eric Winston off of it. Also, only slightly related, Dallas Clark is overrated. There, I said it.
Awesome. Andre Johnson is back working out with the team for the first time since the groin pull. This is good news.
Finally. Caption away, peoples!
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August 13th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Fucking Texans and their Kenny Chesney concert.
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August 13th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Man, Dallas Clark has a sweet ass…
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August 13th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
man it’s going to be tough to play with this Gerbil up my ass….damn Eli.
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August 13th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Is that Sorgi tryin to hide my helmet again?
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August 13th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
TIMMAH!
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August 13th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
This pose looked so much hotter when I saw my sister in law doing it.
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August 13th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
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August 13th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
WOW! This dildo with the suction cup on it actually sticks to the turf!!!
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August 13th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
HOLY SHIT! That threesome with Kenny Chesney and Clay Aiken has left my ass so worn out that it’s actually created a vacuum and I can’t stand up.
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August 13th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
But it looked so much cooler when my dog did it…
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August 13th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Man….that hermes shit itches like a mother fucker.
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August 13th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I hope this meditation/power of postive thinking shit works….Brett Favre naked with a can of crisco shortening…..Brett Favre naked with a can of crisco shortening…..Brett Favre naked with a can of crisco shortening….
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August 13th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
@stacy: This wasn’t fucking multiple choice.
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August 13th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Oh….. I think I tore my “other” sac!
Maybe I can get that trainer from Tennessee back for a little tea-baggin’ action.
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August 13th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
@texanfan: err, I’d like in on that, too.
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August 13th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
how did that dude leave dwight freeney off of his list.. i hate that mother fucker and even i can admit he is the best pass rusher in the afc. second best DE
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August 14th, 2008 at 9:33 am
In Case anyone wondered whether or not Mario and Reggie were still being compared 3 years later here is an “article” by some N.O. fans:
http://blog.nola.com/saintsbeat/2008/08/saints_bush_texans_willams_are.html
I think the simple fact that not one of the comments is declaring Reggie as a Pro Bowler shows you that we made the right choice