Kickoff
Aug 14, 2008 Kickoff
I’m back from my mini-vacation, where it was pretty much focused on my wife and kids beating the crap out of me for five days. I’m actually sore today. Oh well, I guess that’s what happens when you get old and decrepit…not to mention senile. Oh well.
So let’s talk about sewing!
Oops.
Saturday: Preseason game #2 is at the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip’ in a re-match of a The Biggest Bust in the History of the Universe and Everything against Hall of Famer Reggie Bush. If you remember last year’s game, Bush literally wet himself on the field at our goal-line and didn’t see much action in the second half as he couldn’t get comfortable in his Depends. The game also led to this awesome back and forth between Pancakes and I, which, not surprisingly, was my breaking point with the Chron staff en masse. To this day, I still don’t believe he was watching the same game.
Once again, I hope, I’ll be live-blogging the game at BRB along with whichever unindicted felons decide to show up.
We practice with urgency!: According to a NO TV station. h/t Eric
Nice ups: Antwaun Molden
Finally: What’s the over/under for number of plays Chris Brown survives before he goes all Ahman Green? I’ve got 3.
Edit: Pic of Molden via Brett Coomer of the Chron.
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August 14th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I’ll take the under.
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August 14th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I bought Madden 2009 the other day. In the very first game I played, Ahman Green got injured on the first series. I kid you not! I think it was the fifth play.
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August 14th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
where it was pretty much focused on my wife and kids beating the crap out of me for five days
Beat up by kids and a woman? You’d never stand a chance in this game.
http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5
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August 14th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
@grungedave: I only got an 18. I feel sad.
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August 14th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
24 for me, bfd you didn’t pass on the last question did you?
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August 14th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
@grungedave: 25. I think I got bonus points for using the little shits as weapons, but lost points for being short.
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@bigfatdrunk: I give Brown seven carries before he tears his labia.
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August 14th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Damn, I only got 18 as well. I’m gonna go out now and beat the shit out of 30 kindergarteners just to prove a point.
Yeah, little fucker. Where’s your fucking Elmo now, bitch!!
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August 14th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
28. It’s the long reach that does it for me.
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August 14th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Oh, I forgot to answer with my own score…
I could take on 28 of those little fuckers. Imagine if I had good balance and martial arts experience. Good thing I have no morals.
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August 14th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
25!
And I bet over 3. Maybe round 8 or 9 because he goes boom like batman.
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August 14th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
@Vega: Tickle THIS, motherfucker!
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Oh, wait…that sounds bad.
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August 14th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
@grungedave: Mora;s are overrated they just make you not do things
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August 15th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
morals i meant