Kickoff
Aug 15, 2008 2008 Season, Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Kickoff, Predictions Guaranteed To Go Wrong, Self-Referential Stuff
Making the leap? Paul Kuharsky has five questions with Amobi Okoye. In them we learn that Amobi wants to make a leap similar to the one Mario made last year. Also, Amobi and LeBron are friends and “obviously, we talked like people of the same age talk.” Fo’ realz. (h/t Eric)
Consistent. How does Mike Florio manage to say something retarded every time he writes about the Texans? You’d think that once he’d get through a whole article without looking like a fool. Not this time, though.
Guh. Titans fan with a preview of the Texans. Don’t you love how someone can spend the majority of the analysis talking about a large amount of talent on both sides of the ball, then conclude with a dismissive “I see another last place finish” for the Texans? That’s fun.
Finally. Programming notes: I hope to set up the Fantasy Football league this weekend and have the information up come Sunday or Monday. I’ll recap the people who’ve said yes when I post the info. Also, at some point this weekend, I hope to have a fairly detailed post about why the Jags are going to stumble this year.
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August 15th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Re: the Titan fan preview: I pondered posting that yesterday, but I decided I didn’t want that ass-monkey to get any free hits. The “good” news is that it’s far superior to the one written by the cow-fuckers fan.
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August 15th, 2008 at 7:55 am
@bigfatdrunk: Which, I should add, is like winning 2nd place in the dumbest person in the world contest.
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August 15th, 2008 at 8:44 am
It’s okay. I think a lot of people don’t realize that we were 8-8 last year with a metric fuckload of injuries, so they look at the 8-8 and think it was a fluke. I fully expect at least 9-7, and 10-6 wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
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August 15th, 2008 at 9:33 am
@bigfatdrunk: “ass-monkey” is a technical term, isn’t it?
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August 15th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Hurry the fuck up on FFL, I’m ready to drop the greatest team name EVAR on all of you!
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August 15th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Well he did say one thing that is going to prove prophetic I hope regarding Owen Daniels “Folks, he’s a certified Titan-killer.” Maybe we should call him Zeus, isn’t he the original Titan killer..
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August 15th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Just looked it up: However, Zeus led the revolt against his father and the dynasty of the Titans, defeated and then banished them.
http://www.pantheon.org/articles/z/zeus.html
Yea, Zeus is a good nickname for someone.