We get emails

From reader and occasional guest-poster, Will “The Thrill”:

Here’s a point that hasn’t been brought up anywhere yet, and I think it’s the biggest problem facing the Texans.

We have to avoid, at all costs, getting into the “funk” we got into many of the games last year.  Not playing physical.  Not hitting people in the jaw.  Jags play physical and so do the Titans.

I remember being so mad during the second Titans game I left the sports bar at the half and watched the rest of the game from the house.  It wasn’t necessarily talent, it was just playing on their heels.

It’s a mental aspect, an intangible.  Is it coaching, or is it scheme?  It’s contagious, whatever it is.  At times it looked like the team wanted to curl up in a fetal position and find a happy place rather than hit someone in the mouth.  We need more “mean streaks” like you see in O-Line scouting reports.  BTW, is that the same as saying a girl is “sweet,” meaning their technique isn’t the best, but they’re mean?  She’s kinda fat, but she’ll still fuck.  [Awesome. --Ed.]

The strange thing is someone finally steps up, and then it’s like the team gets a Popeye can of spinach, and then everyone’s back in the game.  My favorite Maddenism is so true, “90% of the game is half mental.”  I forget what the spark was to the Titans comeback, but a big part of it could support the next argument.

We came back on the Titans when they started playing back on their heels on defense.  I firmly believe non aggression on defense can lead to playing on your heels.  Whether or not this is THE issue, it’s a major issue, as we’ve cited numerous times last year.

Maybe it’s coaching, and guys like Alex Gibbs and Ray Rhoades will keep a fire lit under people’s ass.

Speaking of Rhoades, when will some of the local media quit copying each other’s stories and look at Rhoades some more?  The Alex Gibbs deal has been re-run to death.  Give us some damn ax-cess!

You know, I hadn’t even thought about it because the season ended on such a high note, but Will is exactly right–there were times last year when it looked like the Texans were scared.  The Chargers game comes to mind [Side note: Fuck you, Drayton Florence] as one where they never snapped out of the “funk.”

I have two theories as to why this is, at least on our defensive side of the ball.  First, Richard Smith is mildly retarded and has no idea how to play aggressive defense and get the most out of what he has.  Unfortunately, he is still here.  Fortunately, Ray Rhodes is lurking and might give him a pointer or ninety.

Second, the Texans are a young team.  I haven’t looked at the numbers to back this up, but it’s my guess that young teams are more prone to getting overwhelmed early in a game and then being on their heels the rest of the day.  Of course, it’s that same youth that comes out fearless when they get some early breaks.

What say the rest of ye?

6 Responses to “We get emails”

  1. TheBlowLeprechaun
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    Not to nitpick, but I’m pretty Yogi Berra said that, not Madden.


  2. Matt
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    @TheBlowLeprechaun: I was actually thinking the same.


  3. Vega
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    I recall seeing a similar thing, but I think the key here is the development of our young guys like DeMeco, Mario, Amobi, Fred, and Dunta. When the defense as a whole start playing on their heels a bit, these are the guys who have to step up and make a play. If they do, it can be a figurative bitch slap to the rest of the D to get back on their shit.


  4. Will the Thrill
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    As much as I like Schaub and the rest of the guys on the team, am I the only one that wants to do one of those awesome Chuck Norris style double roundhouse kicks to Schaub’s grill when he’s smiling walking off the field after a loss. When I drag race, I fucking hate losing. You don’t talk to me for a few minutes. It doesn’t matter if it’s a local race or a national event, I hate losing. Granted you don’t want to get so worked up you let it linger to the next week, but if there was ever a time to be mad, it’s right after the fuckin game.

    Maybe thats what I like about Bellicek, he’s all about winning. The whole spygate deal aside, when he’s on the field, it’s to do one thing, win. He has that killer instinct that he’d just as soon shove a football down your throat while you gag and die a painful death than smile at you and give you a hug after the game.

    /end non related rant


  5. Will the Thrill
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    RE: Yogi. I heard it on Madden. Thanks for the correction.

    Did he also say something to the effect: “Winning is 75% preperation, 20% skill and 50% luck…”


  6. Matt
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    @Will the Thrill: I am the same way, really. That’s why I don’t gamble much—I hate losing so much more than I like winning that it’s not worth it in the long run. For example, if I win $100, I am happy for maybe an hour. If I lose $100, I am pissed for the rest of the day. I have issues.