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Deep Thoughts with bfd

Aug 17, 2008 Deep Thoughts with bfd, Fuck the Cowboys

{Busy fam day today, so I won’t be around too much, but I wanted to throw this out there}

Your Houston Texans will finish with as many or more wins than the Dallas Cowfuckers.

This is because:

  1. 1. Dallas has absolutely no depth outside of CB.
  2. 2. Reversion to the mean on offense, specifically, Jessica Simpson’s wife.
  3. 3. Pacman and Terrell are going to make Steve Smith and Ken Lucas look like longtime lovers.
  4. 4. Jerry Jones is the 2nd worst owner in football history.

Discuss.

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13 Responses to “Deep Thoughts with bfd”

  1. Eric
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    August 17th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Man, for a moment I thought y’all had some new advertising revenue and the “title” said, “Deep Throats with BFD”!??
    My bad…umm, carry on…


  2. bigfatdrunk
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    August 17th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    @Eric: I thought about that series, but it ended prematurely.


  3. kozanack
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    August 17th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    One more preseason loss, and you’ll probably see the Metroplex enter panic mode.


  4. Shake
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    August 17th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    @kozanack: Especially when that loss comes this week to us…


  5. bigfatdrunk
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    August 18th, 2008 at 8:42 am

    @kozanack: @Shake: Y’all got that right.


  6. stacy
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    August 18th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    an excellent writeup on mario..
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    http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/10932553/rss


  7. grungedave
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    August 18th, 2008 at 10:40 am

    bfd, I would argue that Jerry Jones is one of the best owners EVAR — if for no other reason than he gives me additional reasons to hate the Cowboys. And Cowboys fans.


  8. bigfatdrunk
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    August 18th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    @grungedave: Good point.


  9. WillFist4Food
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    August 18th, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    I dunno, I can see the stupid Cowboys fans claiming that it’s no big deal, since it was only preseason, and then getting all high and mighty because the Texans got up for the match.
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    That way they can stay in denial even longer.


  10. Shake
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    August 19th, 2008 at 10:38 am

    @WillFist4Food: So you’re saying they’ll do the same exact thing as last year?


  11. WillFist4Food
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    August 20th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    @Shake: I hope they do this every year. It just makes life so good when they lay a turd later on in the season.


  12. Dallas Cowboys
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    August 24th, 2008 at 11:49 am

    The Cowboys need to ignore all the hype and just go out and play football.. one game at a time.


  13. bigfatdrunk
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    August 24th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    @Dallas Cowboys: And work on their cliches.
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    The team is shallow and one injury from being a below .500 club, and that injury could happen anywhere outside of DB and it’s *poof*, there goes the season.
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    Not impressed.