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Thank God For Sunday Ticket

Sep 3, 2008 2008 Season, DeMeco Ryans, Huh?, Sunday Ticket

OK, seriously…can ANYONE come up with a reason why the mid-South would be subjected to the botched abortion that is Jets-Dolphins?  Because I sure as fuck cannot.  Had the tornado not made it so I could get Sunday Ticket, there is a good chance I would kill someone this week.  Thanks, Tornado!

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12 Responses to “Thank God For Sunday Ticket”

  1. Eric
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 9:28 am

    Your area barely missed out on that “game of the week” between the Pats vs. Chiefs!


  2. beef
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Looks like we’re right on the cusp here in Waco. Normally they do right by me, until late in the year, but looks like I’d better check with my local provider to see if they need their fuckin asses kicked. Thanks for the reminder.


  3. Shake
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Brett Favre strikes again


  4. DiehardChris
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Yeah, what Shake said. He’s the Lord’s Golden Child of the South! What a BRUTAL game that would be to get stuck with on opening weekend.


  5. grungedave
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 11:02 am

    There’s an answer to everyone’s “Sunday Ticket” dilemma. It’s called a Sports Bar. All the NFL games *plus* real live women you could talk to. Or at least stare at.


  6. Lee - UofTOrange
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    For us married guys that have children, that’s not exactly a big pull Dave.

    And Matt, here is your reason: God hates Arkansas


  7. Matt
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    @Lee - UofTOrange: We’ve already established that.


  8. grungedave
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Just because you are married doesn’t mean you don’t like women anymore. Even if you are part gay like Lee.


  9. beef
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    @grungedave: With a last name like UofTOrange, he’s pretty much all the way gay, by my standard.


  10. Lee - UofTOrange
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    @beef: That’s my middle name, not my last name.

    @grungedave: Just because I don’t wear jorts and know how to clean my house doesn’t make me gay


  11. Foomey
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    @grungedave: I agree with Dave. Sports Bars are a sausage party for women like myself. Keep comin’ boys. (pun intended)


  12. socctty
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    September 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    Sports bars suck. The way to go is to convince someone you know to buy it and then just show up at their house every Sunday with beer.