NFL Opening Night: Open Thread

In addition to an open thread, we’ll be breathlessly covering the name change from Chad Johnson to Chad Ocho (sic) Cinco: he’s still a fucking moron.  Stay tuned for more.

13 Responses to “NFL Opening Night: Open Thread”

  1. bigfatdrunk
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    Wow, LaRon Landry is sick fast.


  2. bigfatdrunk
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    Brandon Jacobs = not. fucking. fair.


  3. grungedave
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    Peter King’s overhyping of Jason Campbell dies a timely death tonight.


  4. socctty
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    OK now I’m regretting my staunch “no paying for TV” stance. The punchline here is that I actually do pay for satellite radio, though. I NEED SOME FUCKING FOOTBALL MAN


  5. Matt
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    @socctty: It’s on NBC, man.


  6. DiehardChris
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    Tonight, I was getting in my truck to go pick up my wife’s car, which is in the shop - and it wouldn’t start. Turns out - it’s the alternator. Sigh. One car in the shop, one on the way to it. I’ve spent the entire night dealing with that bullshit instead of watching the game.


  7. DiehardChris
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    I did see part of the first quarter where Brandon Jacobs turned LaRon Landry into fucking dust particles. THAT. WAS. AWESOME.


  8. Lee - UofTOrange
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    Ocho Cinco is a complete bad ass. I love everything about that guy


  9. socctty
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    @Matt: I’m in New Mexico, man! The fucking US government deliberately nuked the place. “The Hills Have Eyes” should have won an Oscar for “Best Documentary”.


  10. WillFist4Food
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    @socctty: New Mexico is a beautiful state.
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    And Jason Campbell has a lot to learn. So does Jim Zorn. Nice clock management in the the fourth quarter.


  11. WillFist4Food
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    @Lee - UofTOrange: I kind of feel the same way.


  12. beef
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    @Lee - UofTOrange: Ditto.
    Love that guy.


  13. Shake
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    @beef: @Lee - UofTOrange: I must agree. Changing his name just to fuck with the NFL office re: his jersey stunt is fantastic.
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    You think Pacman will change his name to “People just happen to get shot when I innocently make it rain”, that way he can’t get suspended anymore?