Your Friday Moment of Zen
Nov 21, 2008 I had some help with this list, Inanity, It could be worse...I think, Too far?
People Who Had/Have It Easier Than Texans Fans:
- Sisyphus
- Giles Corey
- Job
- Luke
- Bill Buckner
- Christopher Reeves
- Matt Stevens’ insurance agent
- Jeffrey Dahmer’s First Date
- Harry Whittington
- Dante Hicks on his day off
- Andy Dufresne during his first year in prison
- Sacco and Vanzetti
- The Lindbergh Baby
- Marie Antoinette
- Cubs fans
- Eliot Spitzer
- David Vetter
- Catholic Altar Boys
- Henry Paulson
- Rosie O’Donnell’s lover
- R. Kelly
- Proctologists
- BFD’s wife
- Britney Spears’ kids
- Anyone within earshot of Tim McCarver
- Thomas Beatie’s gynecologist
- Big Pussy
- Monica Lewinsky
- Michael Jackson
- Donnie Moore
- Trig Palin
- The guy with no arms and legs in the Metallica “One” video
- Caroline Wakefield
- Whitney Houston
- Michael Brown
- Elian Gonzalez
- Marsellus Wallace
Feel free to add your own in the comment. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am going to go slam my head in the door repeatedly.
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November 21st, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Oh, Detroit Lions fans.
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November 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm
-Kenny from South Park
- Foomey’s vibrator
- Matt’s co-workers
- John Wayne Bobbitt
- Reginald Denny
- Ron Goldman & Nichole Brown-Simpson
- The guy Ray Lewis “didn’t” stab
- Hitler’s dog
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November 21st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Don’t forget Prometheus
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November 21st, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Richard Zednik
William Wallace
Hans Moleman
Jared Allen’s Conscience
The security guards at the strip club the night Pacman “made it rain”
This guy
Scott Norwood
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November 21st, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Ted Stevens – happy b-day dude!
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November 21st, 2008 at 2:57 pm
@Vega: I’ve tried to fuck a lot of inappropriate women, but that’s way beyond my abilities.
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@Shake:
We have a weiner!
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November 21st, 2008 at 2:58 pm
@youaretigerbait: I hope I’m given a standing ovation after I become a convicted felon.
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November 21st, 2008 at 3:10 pm
@bigfatdrunk: I’m pretty sure they don’t give standing ovations to pedophiles.
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November 21st, 2008 at 3:22 pm
@bigfatdrunk: Your Misses made the list…[polite applause]
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November 21st, 2008 at 3:28 pm
@Shake:
you know, I almost included Kenny McCormick in my original submissions, but then I realized he doesn’t have it *that* bad… and he’s apparently had enough life experiences to be the sex guru for all the 4th graders. And he cheers for the Broncos (and Jay Cutler, who according to Stan’s dad kinda sucks).
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November 21st, 2008 at 3:33 pm
@matt: So it is true: experience does mean wisdom.
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November 21st, 2008 at 3:35 pm
@bigfatdrunk: Pedophilia is an awfully big word for a 6-year-old.
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November 21st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
@bigfatdrunk:
sometimes the best experience is learning what not to do. Also known as the “Charlie Casserly Era”
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November 21st, 2008 at 5:17 pm
@Shake: Not until you and Stacy decided to borrow them!
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November 21st, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Caprophiliacs
Clippers fans
That Buddhist monk in Vietnam who set himself on fire
The guy whose college roommate would ether him at night and cornhole him
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November 21st, 2008 at 6:27 pm
You could add that 7ft dude that got dunked on by Vince Carter… I mean sure, there are hundreds of thousands of posters of him with Carter’s junk on his forehead — but still, having that done to you has to be easier than being a Texans fan.
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November 22nd, 2008 at 2:50 am
Adolf Hitler
Eva Braun
Saddam Hussein
Helen Keller
Amelia Earhart
JFK, RFK, JFK,Jr.
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November 22nd, 2008 at 2:54 am
Col. Klink
Bob Crane
John McCain
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November 22nd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Quasi Moto
The “Space Vampire” from Buck Rogers.
The Tall Man from “Phantasm”
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December 5th, 2008 at 2:56 am
• Why Phil Dawson doesn’t get mentioned among the NFL’s elite kickers? Right now, he’s THE BEST. His 56-yard game winner for the Cleveland Browns proves it. The final: Browns 29, Bills 27. • Why — when you hear the words “Wide