Democracy in action
Jan 2, 2009 Albert Haynesworth can go to Hell, Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Colts Shmolts, Teams that aren't the Texans
In not-really-that-surprising news, Peyton Manning was named NFL MVP today. I don’t have much to add to that, save for my usual hopes that he gets raped to death with a fencepost.
No, I post this link instead to point at the other people getting votes. Or, as grungedave so eloquently put it
Who the hell voted for Chris Johnson for MVP?
No…seriously. How did he get a vote for MVP? (Note: This was from the same group of AP writers that he thinks shouldn’t get to vote on such things. Ironic.) What was the rationale behind this vote? No, seriously, make the case for Johnson over Manning, or Michael Turner, or even over Kurt Warner. Because I don’t think it can be done.
Hell, Chris Johnson wasn’t even MVP of his own team—that would be either Albert Haynesworth or Vince Young, whose talent and fragile mental state allowed him to get the hell out of the way and not screw up the season.
So, I repeat the question: Who the hell voted for Chris Johnson for MVP? Because you, sir, are a fuckwit of the highest order.
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January 2nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
So is “fuckwit” a pre-existing fuck derivative or are you getting a head start on your blogolutions?
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January 2nd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
@Vega: Pre-existing. I’m pretty sure I’ve used it to describe half the Chron staff.
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January 2nd, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Some of these voters do some real mental gymnastics shit to justify their votes.
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Frankly I’m surprised Andre Johnson didn’t get any votes.
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January 2nd, 2009 at 8:12 pm
chris johnson and the titans are amazingly hilarious when butthurt. i can’t wait until they use and start blaming everyone but themselves
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January 2nd, 2009 at 11:17 pm
@Matt: I believe that fucktard is also pre-existing. This creation of 4 words may very well be the toughest of your ‘09 goals.