Kickoff – “First Post In The Year We Make The Playoffs” Edition
Jan 2, 2009 Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Boobies, Dancing With the 'Tards, H/T Eric, Kickoff, Pancakes McTard
Something in the water? I’m posting this article by Pancakes for two reasons: First, he has some interesting numbers regarding the 2008 Texans’ offense. Second, the abject stupidity in the comments is actually pretty funny.
Special like the Olympics. Back in September, I did a couple posts on Joe Marciano’s squad and how a decent case could be made for firing him. While people disagreed with me at the time (and probably still do), looking at these numbers from Paul Kuharsky, I don’t think I was that far off base.
Comprehension optional. It seems BESF rookie RB Chris Johnson thinks the whole AP ROY vote is “bogus” because he didn’t win. From the article:
Johnson said his football peers and fans should select the winner of the annual award, not a panel of 50 sports writers and broadcasters who cover the league.
Um, Captain Dipshit? It’s the ASSOCIATED PRESS rookie of the year award. So, by definition, members of the ASSOCIATED PRESS vote on it. Sorry if that’s too complicated. Also, Steve Slaton is better than you. Just needed to mention that.
Finally. It’s still basketball season, so we are still embracing—not literally, sadly—the Houston Rockets’ cheerleaders.
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January 2nd, 2009 at 11:50 am
Every time I read the comments on a Chron article, that part of me that still has hope for the future of humanity dies just a little.
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Even more depressing after reading that though, is that we actually IMPROVED our turnovers from last year. Jesus.
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January 2nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Reading those comments brings the “How is babby formed” meme to mind.
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Incidentally, the Rocket’s cheerleaders are looking better this year. Last year, some of them became flabby [for cheerleaders, that is].