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2008 Irrelevant Playoffs


Without the Texans, I don’t care as much.  Sadly, I’ve become pretty inured to that scenario (for one more year only, however).

That said, here are my thoughts for the playoffs:

Wild Card: AFC:

  • Dolts > Bolts: With LT and Gates hurt, no Merriman, and Cromartie struggling, the Colts will be tough.
  • Ravens > Miami: Miami went 11-5.  Holy Crap.  Still, the Ravens’ D is tough, and Flacco has balls of steel.

Wild Card: NFC:

  • Atlanta > Buzzsaw: Speaking of balls of steel, here’s Matt Ryan.
  • Iggles > Cheap-shot, juicing mother-fuckers.  And if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times: FUCK.  JARED.  ALLEN.

Divisional Round: AFC:

  • Ravens > BE-SFs.  It’s not only that I hate Bud Adams’ evil minions, it’s just that with a dinged up Fat Albert and a questionable offense, I don’t see them lasting long.
  • Steelers > Dolts.  This is a tough call as it pits a great offense versus a great defense.  Gotta go with the D this time of year.

Divisional Round: NFC:

  • Gints > Iggles: McNabb’s collapse is inevitable.
  • Panthers > Falcons: Panthers’ D will be too much for the Falcons with the home field advantage.

Conference Round: AFC:

  • Steelers > Ravens.
  • Gints > Panthers.

Super Bowl: Gints > Steelers.

Nothing real shocking here.  No long-running Cinderella stories.

That’s my go.  What say you my beautiful peeps?

6 Responses to “2008 Irrelevant Playoffs”

  1. Stephanie Stradley
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    My only thought about the playoffs?

    ABBT–Anyone But The Titans.

    May the Dud always be one yard short in everything in his life, but for his trip to hades.

    /would make a good toast


  2. Matt
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    @Stephanie Stradley: Mine is Anyone but the Titans and Colts. Because fuck those guys, that’s why.


  3. Steph
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    @Matt: I think your reasoning is well-constructed and logical.
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    Yeah, I can’t root for the Colts either. I could deal with a Colts SB better than a Titans one though.


  4. LoneSpot
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    @Steph: @Matt: One down, one to go!


  5. grungedave
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    Looks like we are both 0-2.


  6. bigfatdrunk
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    @grungedave: Yeah, that sucked. Oh well. Still sticking with the Iggles and Ravens in today’s matchups.