2008 Irrelevant Playoffs
Jan 3, 2009 2008 Season, Bud Adams is evil, Fuck Jared Allen, Fuck the Cowboys
Without the Texans, I don’t care as much. Sadly, I’ve become pretty inured to that scenario (for one more year only, however).
That said, here are my thoughts for the playoffs:
Wild Card: AFC:
- Dolts > Bolts: With LT and Gates hurt, no Merriman, and Cromartie struggling, the Colts will be tough.
- Ravens > Miami: Miami went 11-5. Holy Crap. Still, the Ravens’ D is tough, and Flacco has balls of steel.
Wild Card: NFC:
- Atlanta > Buzzsaw: Speaking of balls of steel, here’s Matt Ryan.
- Iggles > Cheap-shot, juicing mother-fuckers. And if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times: FUCK. JARED. ALLEN.
Divisional Round: AFC:
- Ravens > BE-SFs. It’s not only that I hate Bud Adams’ evil minions, it’s just that with a dinged up Fat Albert and a questionable offense, I don’t see them lasting long.
- Steelers > Dolts. This is a tough call as it pits a great offense versus a great defense. Gotta go with the D this time of year.
Divisional Round: NFC:
- Gints > Iggles: McNabb’s collapse is inevitable.
- Panthers > Falcons: Panthers’ D will be too much for the Falcons with the home field advantage.
Conference Round: AFC:
- Steelers > Ravens.
- Gints > Panthers.
Super Bowl: Gints > Steelers.
Nothing real shocking here. No long-running Cinderella stories.
That’s my go. What say you my beautiful peeps?

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January 3rd, 2009 at 1:21 pm
My only thought about the playoffs?
ABBT–Anyone But The Titans.
May the Dud always be one yard short in everything in his life, but for his trip to hades.
/would make a good toast
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January 3rd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
@Stephanie Stradley: Mine is Anyone but the Titans and Colts. Because fuck those guys, that’s why.
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January 3rd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@Matt: I think your reasoning is well-constructed and logical.
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Yeah, I can’t root for the Colts either. I could deal with a Colts SB better than a Titans one though.
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January 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 pm
@Steph: @Matt: One down, one to go!
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January 4th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Looks like we are both 0-2.
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January 4th, 2009 at 11:54 am
@grungedave: Yeah, that sucked. Oh well. Still sticking with the Iggles and Ravens in today’s matchups.