Kickoff - “Oh, yeah, we are supposed to do these morning posts” Edition
Nov 19, 2008 2008 Season, Anger, Antwaun > Petey, Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Boobies, Damn it, Fire Richard Smith, Kickoff, Vince Young can't read this post
Signs Your Season Is Not Going Well No. 232203: People are writing wire service stories entitled “Somebody stick a fork in the Texans.” Better idea–somebody stick a fork deep inside Richard Smith’s skull. And then twist it around. And then pee on him. /anger issues
Now, to distract you with boobies.
Random Thought: People who are Titans fans only because Vince Young was drafted by the Titans should all be stabbed in the face. You root for a draft pick bust and get rewarded with the second-best team in the NFL right now? Fuck you to death, asshole.
Scout. It was nice of the Plain Dealer to write up a real scouting report and not mention Sage sucking, us sucking generally on the road, or any of the myriad other flaws they could have found. Hey, Antwaun Molden went to a local high school! Huzzah!
Finally. More cheerleaders!
Kickoff - Dia de los Muertos edition
Aug 29, 2008 Antwaun > Petey, Demarcus Faggins sucks, Faggination, Fluff, Kickoff, Posts that list too many players, Predictions Guaranteed To Go Wrong, Roster
Back among the living. As noted here and elsewhere, the list of the dearly departed will be read in a solemn service on Texans TV at 3:30 CST today. In that vein, here’s my predicted roster (based on the roster makeup of the past few seasons):
QB: Matt Schaub, Sage Rosenfels
RB: Ahman Green, Steve Slaton, Vonta Leach, Chris Taylor, Darius Walker1
WR: Andre Johnson, Kevin Walter, Andre Davis, Jacoby Jones, David Anderson
TE: Owen Daniels, Mark Bruener, Joel Dreessen
OL: Eric Winston, Kasey Studdard, Mike Brisiel, Chester Pitts, Duane Brown, Chris Myers, Chris White, Ephraim Salaam, Brandon Frye, Greg Eslinger2DL: Mario Williams, Travis Johnson, Amobi Okoye, Anthony Weaver, Frank Okam, Earl Cochran, Tim Bulman, Deljuan Robinson, Rosevelt Colvin3, Gabe Long
LB: DeMeco Ryans, Zac Diles, Morlon Greenwood, Xavier Adibi, Kevin Bentley, Chaun Thompson4
CB: Fred Bennett, Jacques Reeves, Antwaun Molden, Jamar Fletcher, Petey Faggins5
S: Will Demps, Glenn Earl, Brandon Harrison6, C.C. BrownP: Matt Turk
K: Kris Brown
LS: Brian Pittman7
1I think the carrying of three TEs rather than four, plus the inherent brittleness of Ahman Green might save Darius Walker’s job.
2I would not be the least bit surprised if Rashad Butler got Eslinger’s spot.
3Could EASILY wind up being Kalu rather than Colvin, given the latter’s “play” this preseason, but I think they’ll give Rosey a chance in the regular season.
4I’m actually bummed about losing Ben Moffit and Kevis Coley, but I am guessing at least one gets on the PS. Also…I…I…um…Morlon…well, you know.
5SHIT.
6Dominique Barber to PS.
7Seriously, Bulman and Dreessen can long snap. Why is Bryan Pittman eating up space?
Why hast thou forsaken me? Speaking of Petey fucking Faggins, I’m beginning to suspect he has made a deal with the devil or something. After all, how do you explain his inspired (for him) first half?
BFD offered to tutor her in fluid dynamics, but she declined. Strange-but-true fact—Texans Cheerleader Summer is an aerospace engineer for NASA.
Videos are fun!
Jun 26, 2008 2008 Draft, Antwaun > Petey
Even if they aren’t the latest in Filipino tranny porn 
With a h/t to Solis, let’s check out one of my new faves (even though I haven’t exactly seen more than this of him), Antwaun Molden!
Out of Eastern Kentucky, he is a bit of a work in progress (he’s #17).
[Ed: There ya go.]
How can the internet be oh so cruel?
