The STUPID!!! — it burns!!!!
Nov 4, 2008 Deep Thoughts with bfd, Douchebag Tom, Fuck Jared Allen, Righteous Indignation
From Steph’s Jared Allen is a cheap shot motherfucker post here, we have this absolute nugget of a comment from NitroHonda.
Flagrant hit or not, Schaub needs to bounce on up from those sort of hits.I didn’t really see any malice on Allen’s end there. I just saw a man who did his job. Should he have been penalized? Probably but anything is going to look worse than it is when one puts it in slow motion.
(Some semi-coherent thoughts about the blocking)
Either way, I fully expect Matt Schaub to bounce back up from that hit, flagrant or not. Fully expect it. If Carr can asbsorb all the punishment he did… why can’t Matt Schaub? I don’t get it.
Holy shit. Just, how much dumb do you see here? Let’s do some forensics on this shit.
Flagrant hit or not, Schaub needs to bounce on up from those sort of hits.
Ditto for University of Houston wide receiver Patrick Edwards. Just because the injury did tangible damage to their legs is no reason to be a pussy. This one time, NitroHonda got a mosquito bite on his leg, but that didn’t drop him! No sirree!
I didn’t really see any malice on Allen’s end there. I just saw a man who did his job. Should he have been penalized? Probably but anything is going to look worse than it is when one puts it in slow motion.
No malice, but he should’ve been penalized? And yes, ass-munch, things do look worse in slow motion when they are, you know, shitty to begin with.
Either way, I fully expect Matt Schaub to bounce back up from that hit, flagrant or not. Fully expect it. If Carr can asbsorb all the punishment he did… why can’t Matt Schaub? I don’t get it.
“Joe Thiessman is a pussy, too! All pussies but me. I’ve never gotten hurt playing Madden, so why should they?”
Oh, and here’s the difference between Schaub and Mittens: Mittens would’ve been in the fetal position within three seconds after the snap. Schaub completed a pass into traffic on this play you moron. And, no, you obviously don’t get it.
I must say, NitroHonda: thanks for the motivation this morning. It’s not often I run across something this stupid, but you managed to fire me up. Well done.
Edit: In fairness, the middle point of his post has some good thoughts. Here’s the “big deal” with me, though. Over the weekend, I got into a mostly semantic argument with a friend about Houston sports. After he’s lived in New York for a couple of years, one of his implications is that Texans fans are stupid. Obviously, this hurt coming from a life-long Houston, but this is his observation.
Talking about bouncing back from a torn MCL like it’s nothing is mind-boggling to me. My right one has been torn twice, (Grade 2 and 3), and the first one was a complete cheap shot not unlike the Schaub situation before us. That Schaub stayed in the game and wanted to play says something. Coming out because he was hurt does not.
Deep thoughts with bfd
Sep 8, 2008 Deep Thoughts with bfd
With baby-making professional Tom Brady out of action for the year, do we hold the Pattie-Cakes over a barrel and trade them Sage?
Assuming they are interested, I’d say yes (and if they aren’t interested, they’re stoopid).
Deep Thoughts with bfd
Aug 17, 2008 Deep Thoughts with bfd, Fuck the Cowboys
{Busy fam day today, so I won’t be around too much, but I wanted to throw this out there}
Your Houston Texans will finish with as many or more wins than the Dallas Cowfuckers.
This is because:
- 1. Dallas has absolutely no depth outside of CB.
- 2. Reversion to the mean on offense, specifically, Jessica Simpson’s wife.
- 3. Pacman and Terrell are going to make Steve Smith and Ken Lucas look like longtime lovers.
- 4. Jerry Jones is the 2nd worst owner in football history.
Discuss.
Deep thoughts with bfd
Jul 17, 2008 Deep Thoughts with bfd
The whole thing about VY’s shitty receiving corps is just a pathetic excuse everybody is buying into for no rational reason.
Discuss.
Deep thought with bfd
Jul 16, 2008 Babyeating-Sisterfuckers, Deep Thoughts with bfd
Albert Haynesworth’s only sustenance is kittens and the blood of homeless people.
Discuss.
(h/t Tman, cuz he gets all his BE-SF news here)
Deep Thought with bfd
Jul 15, 2008 Deep Thoughts with bfd
If I hear/see the name “Brett Favre” again, I’m going to hunt him down and poop in his cereal.
Discuss.
