I wish I knew how to quit you, Vince
Jan 7, 2008 2006 Draft, Bad Idea Jeans, Black Salaami, Fake Conversations with Real People, Jeff Fisher's Mustache, Teams that aren't the Texans, Vinsanity, Vomitopia
LenDale White: C’mere baby and let the Whale hold you. Mmm…you smell so nice, so musky.
Vince Young: Not here, man. Chill. Wait ’til we get off the field at least.
White: Don’t play. I feel you rubbing your junk against mine.
Young: Yeah, well you are grabbing my ass. Fag. (giggles)
White: You know you like it, baby. (squeezes ass)
Young: C’mon, let’s get out of here. I haven’t been this turned on since I saw Brady Quinn showering at the Combine.
1408 meets Sloop John B
Jul 28, 2007 Self-Referential Stuff, Training camp 2007, Vacation-related posts, Vomitopia
I didn’t make it to either of the practices today. Not because it rained. Not because I was hungover. But because I spent the entire friggin’ day in the emergency room at Methodist.
The good news is that I do not have Super Aids. The bad news is that I have a horrible sinus infection. Which, according to the doctor, was why I woke up at 5AM feeling like someone was beating the inside of my skull with a nine iron. And, apparently, why I threw up 11 times today. Somehow, this is Petey’s fault; I am sure of it.
While I still hope to go to one or both practices tomorrow, you could say that this trip is not working out like it was planned.
