George Washington broke his foot off in Cornwallis’ arse
Jul 3, 2007 Holiday posts, Inanity, Non-Texan stuff, YouTube
Ignoring for a second that celebrating the Fourth of July as “America’s birthday” is akin to celebrating the day you were conceived instead of the day your mom actually crapped you out, I would just like to wish everyone a happy holiday.
Now go out, get drunk, and see what you can blow up. It’s the American way.
Finally, this entire post was an excuse to post this video, which will either be the funniest or the most retarded thing you’ll see this month.
